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By Rachel247 - 01/08/2009 23:13 - Israel

Today, we had a hike at my camp. We hiked in a line. I suddenly felt things hitting me at the back of the head. After a few minutes I finally turn around, only to discover a bunch of older guys throwing tampons at my head. They were my tampons, falling one by one out of my unzipped bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 00:01

Today, I was hosting my kid's birthday party. I had a bunch of small trinkets, so I grabbed the first container I could find to put them in. It wasn’t until I went out and someone yelled, "I’ll take a heavy flow!" that I realized it was an empty tampon box. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 09:36 - United States

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

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Dropped the ball

By TrueStories - 13/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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Hiking is fun

By Harry - 29/11/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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Warfare

By aproudmom - 16/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Glen Head

Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML

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Bear with me

By bear food - 08/01/2014 04:37 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML

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GoodbyeToSleep 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:11

A step up from breadcrumbs, but apparently just as unreliable.

Imawhalerider 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:08

haha "douche bags"

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CFR 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:06

When words fail, throwing stuff is the next best thing... those guys are dumb, FYL =(

khatuba 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:16

haha, hooray for throwing!

DuhthatsObvious 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 11:23

Not a YDI, that sucks, and those guys are immature.

lolbulla 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:53

those sons of cocksuckers

Jonkbaby 22

Monday 17 May 2010 11:02

wtf.. don't let them get to you

electrolytes 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:06

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blueglue 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 2:18

lol yeah, why would you take a bagful if tampons on a hike? You'd only need one, unless it was a 12-16 hour hike...

Imawhalerider 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:08

haha "douche bags"

genius_man16 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:10

epic comment win you are my hero

wadegirl23 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:09

ifyl i would have have started crying

aznbillybob4sho 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:41

I would have started crying as well, crying of laughter! (:

chaos753159 4

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:55

klokoilp

kiddisskidd 0

Monday 4 July 2011 2:28

same here.. that's so embarrassing .

GoodbyeToSleep 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:11

A step up from breadcrumbs, but apparently just as unreliable.

killerpenguin4 9

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:43

Epic win #6

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:15

@6: I laughed. I say, FYL 'cause that's pretty embarassing But, also, YDI for not zipping your baaaaaag. Seriously lol FML screwed me over again and turned this reply into a comment. Oh well.

19zo19 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:25

hahahah oh man if i was there i would have joind in with throwing tampons at ur head this is and epic coment this one should go in the book

crazyjack 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:28

woah happened to me once too, only it was just one, at school, and they didn't see it was from me. but seriously i don't really think that's embarassing, just maybe when they threw them at you but tampons are not embarassing