By NewBride - 14/08/2013 17:39 - United States - Lincoln

Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
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pnutbutternjelly 15

that's terrible, but at least it wasn't on your beautiful very expensive white dress.

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ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Don't you worry about that. You'll laugh a lot of this story in the future when you remember it. And keep in mind that you married the man of your dreams, which is a great thing (by the way, congratulations for your wedding).

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HeatherAS77 10

Where were your bridesmaids with a paper towel, napkin, rag, something, anything?? I'm sure people would've most definitely understood if you took a moment to wipe it off. I hope your photographer didn't get any pics of that!! It'll be a funny story to tell your children & grand kids one day!! Congratulations!!!!!

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mnkristalyn 10

You should have just laughed it off, cleaned yourself up quick, and tried again. Too bad it had to happen on your special day. :(

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jdawg35527 8

happened to me exept it pooped in my hair

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ThedaRose 15

why did you leave it there?? why didn't you just clean it up real quick like?

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cookie1207 19

Did you know that means good luck?

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jsc9306 14

You couldn't have stopped for two seconds to get a tissue? I would have.

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alluringtatas 7

And your brain didn't process that this was YOUR wedding and you could "pause" it? YDI.

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harrisoncohix 5

Why the hell did you HAVE to?

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