I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up doing something like this with my new shiny Bachelor's degree, too.

At least you have a job.

The University education is pretty much becoming worthless.

a lot of people have to do stuff like this now, it sucks

That's the recession for ya. Sorry.

and where are you graduating from?

...then your university can't be that prestigious. #3 = false.

Lawl don't worry about that, you will have everything in due time.

you have a degree in hotdogmaking?

What's your degree in?