CollegeGrad
United States
Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Real Life Sucks
United States
Today, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. FML
jdmarine83
United States
Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML
MickeyDManager
United States
Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
boohoo
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Ireland
By the book
Today, I was fired from my catering job for pointing out the unsafe food conditions. I'm studying food safety in college. FML
Kohsukeff
Gig Harbor, United States
My life is average
Today, as a single, 24-year old college graduate working temp jobs outside his field, the only thing I look forward to in my day is what I get to eat for dinner. FML
lunarclips
Brandon, Canada
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
lazydude
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
BossLady
Now hiring
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Desperate nan
Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly, "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started an awesome job with competitive pay. I also found out that the place is closing its doors in June. FML
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trilliamme 0
I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up doing something like this with my new shiny Bachelor's degree, too.
Swan_fml 0
At least you have a job.
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notthatclever 0
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crescendo518 0
this is such a terrible fml!
missus_butter 0
#33, I don't think wanting a good job after graduating college is the same as expecting to have a job handed to you. The expectation that you won't have to, for example, work at a hot dog stand after college is totally reasonable because college degrees are meant to qualify you for better jobs, and earning that qualification truly takes effort. Why shouldn't someone who's done all that work have an expectation of being able to get a better job than that?
cinderelly 0
find a job with the government. you know they won't cut back on themselves, just everyone else.
friiicktard 0
hahahahahahaahaahahahahhhaha
hellinahandbag 0
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eaglesfan761 0
lol at #9! and this really sucks for you. i hope you get a real job soon.
palmdrive 0
that's why i'm going to medical school
Tehalon 0
Ahw, gotta love my uneducated job at the gov. where all I need to do is sort out mail and drink coffee. 3 hours of sorting mail a day, 5 hours of drinking coffee and staring out of the window and that for 10 euro an hour (13.24 US dollars) at the age of 23.
pencilmustache 0
maybe if you had better grammar skills you'd ACTUALLY GET SOMEWHERE!