CollegeGrad
United States
Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Real Life Sucks
United States
Today, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. FML
jdmarine83
United States
Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML
MickeyDManager
United States
Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
boohoo
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Ireland
By the book
Today, I was fired from my catering job for pointing out the unsafe food conditions. I'm studying food safety in college. FML
Kohsukeff
Gig Harbor, United States
My life is average
Today, as a single, 24-year old college graduate working temp jobs outside his field, the only thing I look forward to in my day is what I get to eat for dinner. FML
lunarclips
Brandon, Canada
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
lazydude
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
BossLady
Now hiring
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Desperate nan
Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly, "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started an awesome job with competitive pay. I also found out that the place is closing its doors in June. FML
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trilliamme 0
I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up doing something like this with my new shiny Bachelor's degree, too.
Swan_fml 0
At least you have a job.
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Comments (180)
lobstar 0
It's okay OP, I haven't found a good job in 15 months after graduation. To be honest I'd rather sell hot dogs than clothes like in a traditional retail job. So, yeah, it could be worse :/
shazzahllala 0
No matter how bitter you are, don't spit in the hot dogs please :) Good luck finding a job suited to your abilities!
rakhil11 7
oh dear...i hope this doesn't happen 2 me...
Rodjmeister 0
hey, you'll be making money. do you by any chance have a degree in management?
ace135 3
at least u have a job better than nothing especially with our r economy the way it is
swtchipmunk 0
Is the hot dog stand you're speaking of J Dawgs? Graduation was just yesterday... so I'm guessing so. No one realizes how awesome that hot dog stand is, heh you know its true.
aibohphobia 0
#28 because they wouldn't want people like YOU hunting them down.
fyourlife109 0
ok, you may have graduated from a prestigious university (probably not), but if you did, why the hell did you not major in something that you could find a future in? Even graduates from Ole' Miss can find a job if they major in something like engineering. Oh, and #31, as supply increases, demand increases... take a basic economics class... the more there is, the more there is demanded
ChelseaAnn08 0
Look at it this way...YOU have a job. There are millions of people out there who don't.
ezpass12 0
if you graduated from a "prestigious university" you would not be working at a hot dog stand. sorry you went to community college