Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
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Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, I got yelled at by one of the managers at my store for tucking in my shirt in the crew room. She called it unprofessional and offensive. It was my first day. FML
Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
You played the see-through-shirt card on your first day? I bet they like you already. Next week, wear a dress and 'forget' to put panties on. You'll soon be the most populair employee and co-worker.
tampabayfan 22
you made a good first impression
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Comments (83)
fofyfonfek 0
yOu dOnt lOok in the mirrOr befOre yOu leave smh
Lufferkinz 0
Don't type like This ItS ******* annoying OK :/
talktomandybaby 8
36 i agree.its stupid.whO tAlkS likE this.hhmmmmm.stupid people.so stop.k?kay. thanks!!!(:
Barette_fml 7
I once put on a skirt and noticed the material was thin. I looked in the mirror and saw that people could see my panties if they were so interested as to look in that area. You know what I did? Changed. And, suddenly, no one could see my underwear! It's a magical thing, the brain.
ahriel 0
LMAO.. see someone has common sense, obviously OP has none.
Iceman225 11
true dat.
detolicious 2
talking about leaving a good impression :D
motero 0
I smell promotion
BlehMcBleh 0
I smell *****... and fish.
JustJess666 0
wow and you didnt notice this before you left the house how? i think you knew and just wanted attention. and then you posted it on here to get more attention for being a dumb *****. just do us all a favor and stop. we dont care.
eilearose 3
Funny, it seems to me that if you "didn't care" you wouldn't read the ******* site, or the posting. You obviously care enough to comment, so stop fooling yourself. Filthy hypocrite.
sallen0046 4
You're saying your life is ****** because you didn't have the common sense to appraise your shirt before you put it on, or to look in the mirror before you left the house? No, that's absolutely your own fault. Women who work in a predominately male environment have to be aware of these things, and women who don't want to be treated like tramps have to work that much harder because of ignorant women like you.
varkey 7
why would u even buy that ydi
Calyx_fml 22
That shirt will give you job security. Wear it once a week.
Calyx_fml 22
Ignore the puritains. Use your illusion.
bannedforlife 0
Puritans.
stevenmx86 8
Don't you own a mirror? Seriously..