Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, I got yelled at by one of the managers at my store for tucking in my shirt in the crew room. She called it unprofessional and offensive. It was my first day. FML
Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
You played the see-through-shirt card on your first day? I bet they like you already. Next week, wear a dress and 'forget' to put panties on. You'll soon be the most populair employee and co-worker.
tampabayfan 22
you made a good first impression
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Comments (83)
SarahCrazy_fml 0
pretty stupid, how don't you miss something like that unless your obese and insecure and don't look in the mirror, but then I'm sure it wouldn't have been a positive environment unless you work with animals.
phatdaddy62 23
Wow! Are you always such a ****?
kayluhchaos 0
good way to get a raise... ha no pun intended
sarcdude 3
Aw, that one took me a minute, thumbs down canceled by my thumbs up. hahaha
bigantennaemay 3
really? took you a whole minute? took everyone else a whole one second!
lmfaoooooooooo 4
ur shirt :D
smexymules 0
Why would you even buy a see though shirt? O.o And don't you look in the mirror? Don't wanna be mean but YDI. But I guess you live and you learn.
emilyxorawr 3
At least you didn't get called fat.
stlemt911 0
I read this comment word for word six months ago...
Sirin_fml 47
Show me some proof, and I'll delete this FML.
mytheyeless 1
pics or it didn't happen!
yuggi1 11
Wear conservative blouses from now on. Problem solved.
JennaMason 6
you can't call her an idiot, ******* rude. not necessarily every woman looks in the mirror before they leave the house. you're the idiot here. a judgemental one at that.
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Isn't that something you would check for, especially at your first day of a new job?