Intimacy: Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me...

By tuppu - 03/11/2010 14:35 - Finland

Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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Mixing it up

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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Is this a joke to you?

By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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By Liz - 26/03/2016 19:26 - United States - Torrance

Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML

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By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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Revelations

By pey - 21/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML

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By kharrington - 07/04/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML

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Terezi 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 19:04

Maybe she sent it to the wrong person by accident.

HahaHokayThen 10

Wednesday 3 November 2010 19:02

calm down. maybe she was drunk. haha

Comments

ebfh 6

Sunday 3 November 2013 14:44

It might be a wrong number

beaglegal 42

Saturday 16 November 2013 1:08

Don't reply and/ or just delete the message. Or get a new phone number....

Bebbo_fml 21

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:54

Well op you have documentation for a harassment case if she does.

magnetic_aura 26

Wednesday 17 September 2014 7:45

Any possibility it was a wrong number? I've accidentally text raped an acquaintance before. We talked about it and ended up becoming close friends. Good luck, OP.

emmsies 16

Saturday 27 September 2014 3:51

just say I think u sent this to the wrong person

paolino_fml 18

Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:50

Threesome? Your husband might enjoy it

Urpoppy 21

Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:06

Keep they message as evidence just in case you need it.

LudA9844 11

Friday 13 February 2015 5:52

Go hit it

mmawizard 5

Thursday 23 July 2015 8:35

she texted you. if she fired you, hello lawsuit.

DaniealThePope 18

Wednesday 20 January 2016 15:32

She can't fire you for the fact that you turned down the offer, screen shot it and make sure if she does fire you use this as proof that your boss fired you out for a reason not regarding your professional life. That's actually illegal to fire some one on the basis of sexual interest.