FML : Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love...

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LOLCATS - / Tuesday 13 October 2009 13:45 / United Kingdom

Intimacy

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By macnamera | 0

#619701 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:54

You should sleep with her sister. Or her Mom. Or both at the same time.

By Paramedicjelly | 0

#619754 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:16

What a whore!!!

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By Mx_Rider | 6

#619694 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:52

first yaaaaaayyyy

caligurls | 0

#1073327 - Thursday 8 July 2010 7:41

who cares?? i'm stealing this: 2nd yayy!!! thanks, #1, couldn't have done it without u:)

SoccerForTheWin | 5

#3818072 - Monday 2 January 2012 4:46

20 year old firefighter saying yay because your the first to comment....now that's an FML

By macnamera | 0

#619701 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:54

You should sleep with her sister. Or her Mom. Or both at the same time.

Crazyjoe33 | 6

#2319986 - Saturday 9 April 2011 17:43

^win!^

Brownsider | 4

#3915358 - Friday 20 January 2012 19:33

Just go through the whole family besides the dudes lol

By Mx_Rider | 6

#619714 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:57

agree with number 2!

Frabens | 1

#6726563 - Friday 23 December 2016 13:56

I wish there were a button; such as a reply button where you could press it to let them know you agree with them.....

By lstdwn | 0

#619729 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:03

now you need somebody to cheer you up! im sorry for you dude! be more careful with your choices next time!

By 604 | 11

#619743 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:11

Get rid of her.

By wairdt | 5

#619752 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:15

Burn. I'm sorry to hear that.

By Paramedicjelly | 0

#619754 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:16

What a whore!!!

LuvsTheRainbow | 0

#622844 - Friday 16 October 2009 14:07

Thats what i was thinking. :D

mibs3 | 11

#5214628 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 21:40

Whores at least get paid she isn't even doing that.

theweasel | 16

#6240644 - Monday 23 March 2015 3:49

If she was doing it at work, technically she was getting paid.

By monster_tamer | 11

#619791 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:31

...o.o;

By mekzikinz | 0

#619836 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:50

i hate when ppl say "get it on"
but fyl OP .

By shadowkillah | 0

#619840 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:54

leave her...u shouldn't comfort someone who did this to you man....FYL

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