Intimacy: Today, two months after moving up to Scotland to be with my fiancé,...

By shunned - 03/11/2010 13:13 - United Kingdom

Today, two months after moving up to Scotland to be with my fiancé, he broke up with me because he 'didn't love me anymore and hadn't for a long time.' Shame he didn't tell me that when he was saying 'I love you, I want to marry you', having sex with me, and using my savings for a deposit on a flat. FML

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By rejected - 29/01/2010 14:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By Unloveable - 13/06/2016 16:32 - United States - Priest River

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2019 20:02

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me. All because I’m thinking of moving to the UK next year to study, and apparently, a girl he’s been thinking about for a week is a better option. FML

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By Tina - 03/12/2023 18:00 - United States - Holland

Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML

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By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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Graawr 7

Wednesday 3 November 2010 19:06

what a dick. =| ruin his freaking life. D:<

itsbutagame 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 19:01

bad times for you..

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me5 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 13:47

something is rotten in Scotland

frokeyman92 9

Thursday 4 November 2010 13:55

you tend to say stuff during sex you'll regret

iHateThisLife 10

Thursday 4 November 2010 19:44

pay backs gonna be a bitch, go get him'

johnk662561 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 20:18

Welcome to Scotland...where men are men and sheep are afraid.

BIEBS15 0

Friday 5 November 2010 3:38

ok? well this was definitly on KISS fm radio this morning.....loser.

razman008 0

Friday 5 November 2010 6:55

fiats are amazing!

attatood 8

Saturday 6 November 2010 17:11

#72 you idiot! It's a FLAT (European for house or a place to live) not a FIAT!

hockey2217 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 17:06

ouch. so men r idiots

kensikos 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:09

Anal?

piwikiwi93 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:59

Awwww! ? here's a comforting pat!

TsukiumiNo9 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:32

It's Fiat haha no "flat". But that does suck sorry

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 24 February 2012 23:24

...What? A Fiat is a type of car, a flat is an apartment.

drummerp64 16

Monday 28 October 2013 2:48

Yeah, guys, a flat is the British word for an apartment. They don't mean a fiat.

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

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