Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I learned never to try a jump-scare prank on my boyfriend. Apparently, his instinct when suddenly scared isn’t to jump or scream like a baby, it’s to throw a blind punch. Luckily, he missed but he broke my glasses by knocking them off my nose and now he won’t stop apologising. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
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lilwhtboybrandon 0
make him pay lol
Angel_Vice 0
I'm sure he wouldn't mind at least helping you pay to replace them. Otherwise, just eat all his food. :)
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Comments (145)
whatyotalkinbout 0
so when he's trying to be sexy, he throws his dick in your face?
ItsmeRJ_ 0
You break it you buy it.
DakotaCat 4
Am I the only 1 that envisioned OP looking like Daria
marlo1990 0
Pick food!
JFox 8
Sorry if this is considered spam or advertising, but I know how expensive glasses could be, so I'm trying to help. Buy glasses from eyebuydirect.com.. it's where I got my glasses. I paid $30 for everything, including lenses and shipping, and I LOVE my glasses. There are even cheaper pairs on the site.
happy_dino 6
"Your choice is between EATING for the next two weeks..."??
DakotaCat 4
Oh and tell your mom an icicle fell from the garage and hit you in the head! Thus, broken glasses!
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
If he did not man up and offer dump him. You can't MAKE him. He should have offerred immediately on his own.
zack1 0
hahahaha
burntorange 0
should have gone to specsavers!