Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I learned never to try a jump-scare prank on my boyfriend. Apparently, his instinct when suddenly scared isn’t to jump or scream like a baby, it’s to throw a blind punch. Luckily, he missed but he broke my glasses by knocking them off my nose and now he won’t stop apologising. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
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lilwhtboybrandon 0
make him pay lol
Angel_Vice 0
I'm sure he wouldn't mind at least helping you pay to replace them. Otherwise, just eat all his food. :)
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IBMoondance23 0
yep make him help you pay....if he wants to be a jerk about it get a case of ramen, get your glasses, and dump his butt!
maybaybe 0
That sucks, make him pay for it.
WhoaIsMeImSoWhoa 1
it's a win-win situation. eat the snow and fix your glasses. but always remember, don't eat the yellow snow.
neondeath 0
but it's wemmon favwerd
neondeath 0
(itried to be cute)but like her bf I faild ={
batgirl_babygirl 0
he broke them...he should pay for them...go eat!
beyoh 0
Er.. make him pay for them! You can probably get them repaired for a small price, though. Also with something as valuable/important as glasses, it's a good idea to insure them :) I insure my contact lens plan, so if they get lost in the post, or I use too many in a month I get free replacements.
Jimboom 12
Save your money. Become a freetard and go dumpster diving. Then go on a 2 week bender and get so drunk you won't be able to see straight anyway. Plus you won't really be able to see the food you retrieve so it will make it easier for you to chow down without thinking about it. ;-)
tox1c_bomb 0
lfmao
NickoMazingxx 0
he broke em, make him pay for them!
Itny 0
I think he should pay for them :)
mrwesson_fml 0
lens replacement at wal-mart for $50. sucks but shiz happens
lyssannexo 1
this is why everyone needs contacts