By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Your roommate lacks curdesy.

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Blackcatluck 19
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I'm actually curious to why she has a massive amount of cheese, please do share why!

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chanellgymnast 17
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Your roommate is the Stinky Cheeseman.

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AKGirlinSD 20
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Yet, the mention of all the cheese that was there, before OP left, makes me want to eat cheese. Cheese makes everything better!

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xSLEEPYxHEADx 22

#18/19 stop trying to make cheese happen, it's not going to happen.

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Blackcatluck 19
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I'm actually curious to why she has a massive amount of cheese, please do share why!

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AKGirlinSD 20
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Because cheese is awesome on almost anything!

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Your roommate lacks curdesy.

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Bakarra 22
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I tried so hard to think of a follow-up pun for this one, but there was just no whey...

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ragini95 16
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It must be so hard to briethe.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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Your Cheddar told her what a gouda roommate she is for stinking the place out.

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Enslaved 36
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I tried to come up with a pun but I bleu it!

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perdix 29

No whey!

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Jacksparrow72 21

Edam! open up some windows.

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whiplash2289 19
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I bet you Swiss you roommate wasn't so forgetful.

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wvcheesehead1 9
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She sounds like a real cheese whiz. Next time you will know not to trust her provalone.

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bamagrl410 31

Why would anyone unplug the refrigerator for a short break? Especially if they have a roommate who has their food/drinks in there.

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truth_teller23 11
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It never says the break was short.

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sulitak 27
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Some colleges tell you to unplug all devices.

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bamagrl410 31

The only break colleges take right about now is spring break, which is only a week. When I say "short break", I mean in comparison to the month colleges take off for winter and the (roughly) 3 months for summer.

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klorehore 24
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Would think it would come naturally for people to check what contents are inside the refrigerator when unplugging it..

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Bakarra 22
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Apparently that doesn't apply to 1. people storing large amounts of cheese 2. people who have a metric cunt-load of ham

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joshiepo0 18
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It's a sign, don't cut the cheese around her anymore.

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M3DIC4T3 29
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That's absolutely disgusting. I'm curious to know if the entire campus was empty or not. If not, your poor neighbors!

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M3DIC4T3 29
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...Just read the FML again... "before break"... Downvote me to hell, please.

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Chucklikesbacon 12

Thats... kind of gross... but an honest mistake by your roommate.

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Megan639 16

Ewww I can smell it from just reading this.

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joshiepo0 18
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Your pun is cheesy.

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