Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam of my life, I got my monthly. And I get to bring my belongings in a clear plastic bag so the world knows. FML
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Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that on Wednesday, when I have 2 exams, I'm called to testify in court. If I go to court, I cannot make the exams. If I take the exams, I'll be held in contempt and arrested. FML
Today, I can't attend an interview for a great job because I have an exam. An exam I need to pass in order to have a great job like the one I'm missing the interview for. FML
Today, after 3 years of unemployment and 6 months of hard studying, I found out I hadn't actually registered myself for the public service exam that will happen later this month and could finally get me a job. FML
Today, I took an exam, for which I have been studying for weeks, I was confident at first, but then really struggled with it. I finished with about ten minutes to spare, turned to what I thought would be the end of my paper and found the first page of questions I was supposed to have answered. FML
Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML
Today, I finished a 700-page book for my law exam. It was the wrong book. FML
Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
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Tthug 34
It happens. Don't let it distract you from doing well on the BAR.
XTheDesertSongX 17
It's still embarrassing. I'm sure you wouldn't want someone to know you were on your period. Although it isn't new, it's still a personal matter.
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Libbiey 6
Do you also wait until there's no one in the bathroom before you start peeing? You're wanting to be a lawyer, and your biggest worry is that someone will see you have a tampon..That's a little bit of a juvenile thing to worry about, don't you think?
beaunerific 10
I'm quite open about it. I used to tell my guy friends and bf's about it lol they didn't seem tare.
goliatron 9
Your "monthly?" Did Oprah rename it or something?
alkalinity 3
Funny 1x i got my period the day I went 2jail for 5 days. No tampons allowed & couldn't keep my extra underwear b/c not white. Got issued 1 pair of underwear, begged4another saying I bleed like a stuck pig.They give out pads, you have2go to the guard.Women made tampons by deconstructing the pad&rolling them.Showers were located directly beneath tv in the commons, can see ladies feet.1 woman was showering with a trash can between her legs. I didn't shower for 5 days. Good luck with the criminal justice system, it sucks worse than the tampon story.
jlaw519 1
you're still worried about people knowing you get your period? how old are you?
tournamentdecide 33
I would die of embarrassment.
L0VEBUG 6
who cares your a woman its expected.....
jazzmin1997 16
There are little cute boxes you can put your 'monthly belongings' in.
jlnotary 33
You're an adult. Get over it. It's not like menstration is a disease or even unknown to both sexes.
fantastamazing 10
Well it's not gonna stop you. If it happens it happens. If people know, then who cares? You've got this. Rock it.