By smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 603
You deserved it 5 077

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zingline89 18
Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ


Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

Tuesdaythe10th 11

This FML is just poorly written

kayla_ann0o 9

I'm confused by what made them want to try that out.

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She's a little big down there if she can fit an iPhone in the pussy. Am I wrong, or am I right?

jab7769 8

Hopefully he left it on vibrate and called it repeatedly lol

#70 I'm surprised this can even happen to one person. Hopefully your prediction is wrong.

FEZ16 3

77 actually ur wrong it doesn't matter the size.vaginas are ment to stretch that's why babies come out . So u can put a phone there because babies are way bigger so I'm sure phones fit down there

Tuesdaythe10th 11

My comment might look dumb now they completely rewrote it so nevermind I guess

#77, I totally agree. I'm a girl, and all I could think is "how is that even possible?"

I don't even want to know what they were thinking.

TheDrifter 23

Maybe she's just into extreme insertions. F op's life for having to find out like that.

Set the phone on vibrate, if you know what I mean...

#77 actually I don't think she's that big if they couldn't retrieve it themselves :) Ouch!

Yes... but babies certainly don't go back in. It's meant to stretch so much when something is coming out, not by that much when going in.

It stretches when aroused too, but it doesn't stop that from hurting. Ouch!!

If people can do things like double-fisting and having sex with horses, I wouldn't be surprised if there are those who can fit an iPhone up their hole. It almost seems tame by comparison. D;

MerrikBarbarian 9

Double fisting?? O-o also there is a limit prior birthing to how much a ****** will stretch since the pelvic bones are fused.

113, I know that it stretches I've experienced it firsthand when having my child. They're more meant to stretch while something comes out, not shoved in. I don't understand why someone would want to put themself through such pain and torment. I can't see the pleasure at all.

afunnyterdcody 5

I want to know what the dad did to the boyfriend

xiiijinx 5

.....70?.... I hate to break it to you, but say this site is half guys, half girls. That means its physically impossible for it to be 60%. Maybe you meant 30%?

Bailey3lizebeth 5

..... Poor girl ????????????

Bailey3lizebeth 5
xxchristixx 1
immaflirt69 1

that would probally be considered a pad n they make those for girls already

I think while reading this i involuntarily crossed my legs haha this sounds awful

Fireflight6 9

Yeah, but when your ****** is stretching out it hurts like a ************. I have to imagine that it hurts pretty bad to shove an iPhone up your pussy. Like, I'm a girl and I don't think I can do that.

there is some give, but the ****** stretches to pass a baby with the help of two hormones released during labor: oxytocin and relaxin.


I know someone who's pussy is reportedly as wide as an iPhone... Not from experience

You know...there are sex toys designed for this sort of experimentation. Are kids today REALLY getting that impulsive and stupid?

ripresno 10

Kids today aren't that stupid, just very, very horny. =)

ripresno 10

Wait a minute, you're saying that because kids can be horny they do stupid things, when pretty much the only things a kid can do to stop from being so horny is to **********. So by default you, my friend, are saying that masturbation is stupid. And boy do I love that form of logical thinking! :]

Its called being a teenager and broke...

ripresno 10

But still you'd have a hand, a penis/******, and/or a boyfriend/girlfriend. It all works out in the end.

But what if you don't have condoms and your parents are Mormon and you can't do anything??? XD I'm not I'm just speaking hypothetically. I'm a teenager and I have found different ways than my phone to **********.

Kids aren't allowed in **** stres which restrict them from buying sex toys, 18 or older, my ass.

Really? The store I went in must have had poor regulation then. I was just 16 the first time I ventured in one.

sickjairo 7

I bet he kept calling the phone so it can vibrate. Haha

Never been into a Spencer's, have you? Any age can go in, and they sell sex toys. And for being a teenager and broke comment: If you can afford to stick an Iphone up your ******, you can afford any of the numerous phallus shaped produce.

thatoneguy79 10

Someone told them there was an App for that.

For those who saying how can they afford an iPhone but not a vibrator; kids these days don't buy their own phones, parents buy it to them. Now would you ask your mom or dad for a vibrator when you were 16? Now think about it. Just let it sink in for a minute.

The Spencer's in my local mall won't allow anyone under 18 in the sex toy area of the store. I ventured back there once and was swiftly kicked out.

adamcichuttek 2

It isn't illegal to sell sec toys to minors, just shunned upon. In certain areas at least. I looked it up.

goneyetalive 0

but you could ask for money to buy you own.

Produce is food, I think you mean products.

zingline89 18

I dunno. I reckon if you looked for it, it'd be there.

reddudeover 2

Actually there is, it hooks up to your sex toys and vibrates to the music.

Wow they make new and exciting things everyday!

Actually there is an app in the app package "Applets" called massage. It just constantly vibrates :) I would know...

tjv3 10

Actually there is its called myvibe it's icon is a silhouette of a woman moaning lol

tandem123 6

65- damn I wish I had an iPhone instead of an itouch, besides, you know, the whole phone thing.

He should have got the life proof case. It's water proof

challan 19

Writing all this down. Thanks for the appvice! ;) I knew I learned things from FML.

jboyajian86 1

The iPhone is big enough without a massive water proof case on. How the **** did they manage to shove it completely in? I guess in the words of Larry David Big ******!

20- what's that app called!?! ...umm, just wonderin', not interested at all.. I swear!

You're a genius for that comment. Omfg. LOL X1000009

Mister_Triangle 21

Congrats on having the most upvoted comment I've ever seen on FML!

I have never seen a single comment get more than 1,000 upvotes before!! Wow!!

Well, this gives phone sex a whole new meaning.

tHeDaRkNeSs006 10
Life_is_FML 22

No he just set it on vibrate.

Life_is_FML 22

No he just set it on vibrate.

51- I think she meant the daughter picking her boyfriend.

The girlfriend let her boyfriend put it up there. They sound like they are made for one another!

How did they get it in there in the first place??? :O

By pushing, I'd imagine. Probably a generous application of lube as well.

luckyd880 12

iThink that was a bad idea.

grace12898 0

Force= push or pull I'm guessing the didn't pull it out of her uterus dumb arse

sycosyd_97 1
nesteremily 31

Exactly what I'm saying..this girl has 2 problems 1. She's an idiot, 2.she must be pretty loose to be able to fit an iPhone in there

ifailplzinsultme 0

That's probably the closest he'll be getting to her ****** in awhile

That's what you got? I thought OP meant the girl put it in the guy, which is why this really disturbed me

missamazinggg 12

^Because OP's daughter is a boy... DUMBASS! (reference to your name)

30 - because boyfriends have vaginas?

challan 19

Not just because of the mom... Can you imagine the shards of shattered glass? I broke my iPhone glass and it went in thousands of pieces. Ouchy Ouchy poor vajayjay.

I think op meant the screen was damaged from fluids, not damaged from breaking

Hey, coll your ******* jets, when I made that comment I could not undetstand what OP was saying. Since then, the mods changed it. So don't go around calling people dumbasses, dumbass.

missamazinggg 12

224- I was very obviously referring to your name, you must not like That 70's Show much.

grace12898 0

I dont think he's visiting vaguna land anytime soon and hers is probably closed for buisness

It says very clearly they pulled the iphone out of her DAUGHTERS ******

shift_love 13

That deserves so many more thumbs up 117

Come on now. There are plenty of other things you can put inside your girlfriend.

Thick side of a baseball bat, coke can, mayonnaise jar...

challan 19

193- do you date the octomom? How large is her pussy? Dear god.

...a small dog, a telephone pole, the World Series...

An Iphone, a TI-83 calculator, a toaster, abottle of soap, A sUit of armor, a bird, kegs, windchimes, etc...

kittykat72 4

What things? dumb ass! Elephant, ur dad, computer...

amester8 0

should've asked Siri on that one

To Siri: Can I use you as a sex toy? Siri: Here is the location to the nearest mental institution.

kittykat72 4

Hahahhahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahagahahhahahahahahahahah damn hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha