smart move there
Naas, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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zingline89 18
There's no app for that
Trisha_aus 15
Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ
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Trisha_aus 15
Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ
AwkwardPartyBear 24
I lost all hope in society
Tuesdaythe10th 11
This FML is just poorly written
kayla_ann0o 9
I'm confused by what made them want to try that out.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
I call it the ipussy
evig_fml 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
My mind imagines that 60% of all people commenting on this FML have attempted this same thing.
wannaplay 1
What the hell were they doing?
kerrwoof 13
She's a little big down there if she can fit an iPhone in the pussy. Am I wrong, or am I right?
imaginaryvoice 18
Anyone think of the movie, Teeth?
jab7769 8
Hopefully he left it on vibrate and called it repeatedly lol
AwkwardPartyBear 24
#70 I'm surprised this can even happen to one person. Hopefully your prediction is wrong.
FEZ16 3
77 actually ur wrong it doesn't matter the size.vaginas are ment to stretch that's why babies come out . So u can put a phone there because babies are way bigger so I'm sure phones fit down there
Tuesdaythe10th 11
My comment might look dumb now they completely rewrote it so nevermind I guess
saksxalmo 20
#77, I totally agree. I'm a girl, and all I could think is "how is that even possible?"
themarshal_fml 6
77 & 130, fisting
nado13579 12
I don't even want to know what they were thinking.
TheDrifter 23
Maybe she's just into extreme insertions. F op's life for having to find out like that.
epr 0
Ouch.....
Vert90 11
Set the phone on vibrate, if you know what I mean...
monkeywrench1 10
#77 actually I don't think she's that big if they couldn't retrieve it themselves :) Ouch!
mojo87 14
Yes... but babies certainly don't go back in. It's meant to stretch so much when something is coming out, not by that much when going in.
Twigz666 18
It stretches when aroused too, but it doesn't stop that from hurting. Ouch!!
Ameel_fml 19
If people can do things like double-fisting and having sex with horses, I wouldn't be surprised if there are those who can fit an iPhone up their hole. It almost seems tame by comparison. D;
MerrikBarbarian 9
Double fisting?? O-o also there is a limit prior birthing to how much a ****** will stretch since the pelvic bones are fused.
kerrwoof 13
113, I know that it stretches I've experienced it firsthand when having my child. They're more meant to stretch while something comes out, not shoved in. I don't understand why someone would want to put themself through such pain and torment. I can't see the pleasure at all.
afunnyterdcody 5
I want to know what the dad did to the boyfriend
kushsmokee 0
Woulda been better with an ipussypad
xiiijinx 5
.....70?.... I hate to break it to you, but say this site is half guys, half girls. That means its physically impossible for it to be 60%. Maybe you meant 30%?
Bailey3lizebeth 5
..... Poor girl ????????????
Bailey3lizebeth 5
Auto correct. Sucks.
xxchristixx 1
Wtf that makes no sense
immaflirt69 1
that would probally be considered a pad n they make those for girls already
rock4climber 9
I think while reading this i involuntarily crossed my legs haha this sounds awful
Fireflight6 9
Yeah, but when your ****** is stretching out it hurts like a ************. I have to imagine that it hurts pretty bad to shove an iPhone up your pussy. Like, I'm a girl and I don't think I can do that.
xopher425 19
there is some give, but the ****** stretches to pass a baby with the help of two hormones released during labor: oxytocin and relaxin.
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
I know someone who's pussy is reportedly as wide as an iPhone... Not from experience
Mirorbo 26
You know...there are sex toys designed for this sort of experimentation. Are kids today REALLY getting that impulsive and stupid?
ripresno 10
Kids today aren't that stupid, just very, very horny. =)
datgamerchick 14
Which inclines them to do stupid things.
ripresno 10
Wait a minute, you're saying that because kids can be horny they do stupid things, when pretty much the only things a kid can do to stop from being so horny is to **********. So by default you, my friend, are saying that masturbation is stupid. And boy do I love that form of logical thinking! :]
EduJav321 24
Its called being a teenager and broke...
ripresno 10
But still you'd have a hand, a penis/******, and/or a boyfriend/girlfriend. It all works out in the end.
bacon_strip96 0
But what if you don't have condoms and your parents are Mormon and you can't do anything??? XD I'm not I'm just speaking hypothetically. I'm a teenager and I have found different ways than my phone to **********.
trollfaced 2
Kids aren't allowed in **** stres which restrict them from buying sex toys, 18 or older, my ass.
Mirorbo 26
Really? The store I went in must have had poor regulation then. I was just 16 the first time I ventured in one.
sickjairo 7
I bet he kept calling the phone so it can vibrate. Haha
WeirdSauce 7
Broke with an iPod?
annalily5 28
Never been into a Spencer's, have you? Any age can go in, and they sell sex toys. And for being a teenager and broke comment: If you can afford to stick an Iphone up your ******, you can afford any of the numerous phallus shaped produce.
thatoneguy79 10
Someone told them there was an App for that.
monkeywrench1 10
For those who saying how can they afford an iPhone but not a vibrator; kids these days don't buy their own phones, parents buy it to them. Now would you ask your mom or dad for a vibrator when you were 16? Now think about it. Just let it sink in for a minute.
RavenRiley007 4
This FML is just all kinds of fk'd up
Spamonkey 2
The Spencer's in my local mall won't allow anyone under 18 in the sex toy area of the store. I ventured back there once and was swiftly kicked out.
adamcichuttek 2
It isn't illegal to sell sec toys to minors, just shunned upon. In certain areas at least. I looked it up.
goneyetalive 0
but you could ask for money to buy you own.
Anorks 3
Produce is food, I think you mean products.
zingline89 18
There's no app for that
Zomg_Okay 26
I dunno. I reckon if you looked for it, it'd be there.
FMLsAreAwesome 0
Just turn it on vibrate ;)
reddudeover 2
Actually there is, it hooks up to your sex toys and vibrates to the music.
lopsop 12
Wow they make new and exciting things everyday!
monster_tamer 11
Wh-- it does? What is it called?
Googoo27 12
Actually there is an app in the app package "Applets" called massage. It just constantly vibrates :) I would know...
tjv3 10
Actually there is its called myvibe it's icon is a silhouette of a woman moaning lol
tandem123 6
65- damn I wish I had an iPhone instead of an itouch, besides, you know, the whole phone thing.
xcrazymonkey32x 0
He should have got the life proof case. It's water proof
challan 19
Writing all this down. Thanks for the appvice! ;) I knew I learned things from FML.
jboyajian86 1
Actually there is. Ibrate
LeFunnyJunk 2
Droid does
jaystreet46 4
iVibe as well
little_one 20
The iPhone is big enough without a massive water proof case on. How the **** did they manage to shove it completely in? I guess in the words of Larry David Big ******!
lotrgeek 10
20- what's that app called!?! ...umm, just wonderin', not interested at all.. I swear!
e8bikergrunt 2
LMAO
CurlyGurlF 6
hahahahah!!!!!
likeaarbear 1
You're a genius for that comment. Omfg. LOL X1000009
Mister_Triangle 21
Congrats on having the most upvoted comment I've ever seen on FML!
Mirorbo 26
I have never seen a single comment get more than 1,000 upvotes before!! Wow!!
wryan89 2
lol
MareNostrum 0
Well, this gives phone sex a whole new meaning.
Jkolbly 11
The "massage" app?
tHeDaRkNeSs006 10
Introducing the iVag
Life_is_FML 22
No he just set it on vibrate.
Life_is_FML 22
No he just set it on vibrate.
adi33 8
Lolll
Skittles_Rawr 8
She sure can pick em..
shannonreneee 11
She didn't pick her daughter...
ajeyness 10
51- I think she meant the daughter picking her boyfriend.
cinderella10383 6
The girlfriend let her boyfriend put it up there. They sound like they are made for one another!
YurLyfeSucks 0
How did they get it in there in the first place??? :O
Zomg_Okay 26
By pushing, I'd imagine. Probably a generous application of lube as well.
good2know 0
I don't think I wanna know.
luckyd880 12
iThink that was a bad idea.
grace12898 0
Force= push or pull I'm guessing the didn't pull it out of her uterus dumb arse
vocaloidtiger 12
You never know. People do weird shit.
sycosyd_97 1
285- shut the **** up
sabrinaacrow 26
She must have a bit of a bucket
nesteremily 31
Exactly what I'm saying..this girl has 2 problems 1. She's an idiot, 2.she must be pretty loose to be able to fit an iPhone in there
ifailplzinsultme 0
That's probably the closest he'll be getting to her ****** in awhile
Red_Forman 0
That's what you got? I thought OP meant the girl put it in the guy, which is why this really disturbed me
missamazinggg 12
^Because OP's daughter is a boy... DUMBASS! (reference to your name)
hatesfate 6
30 - because boyfriends have vaginas?
challan 19
Not just because of the mom... Can you imagine the shards of shattered glass? I broke my iPhone glass and it went in thousands of pieces. Ouchy Ouchy poor vajayjay.
pohtaytoh 0
I think op meant the screen was damaged from fluids, not damaged from breaking
Red_Forman 0
Hey, coll your ******* jets, when I made that comment I could not undetstand what OP was saying. Since then, the mods changed it. So don't go around calling people dumbasses, dumbass.
missamazinggg 12
224- I was very obviously referring to your name, you must not like That 70's Show much.
grace12898 0
I dont think he's visiting vaguna land anytime soon and hers is probably closed for buisness
michellenKG 5
It says very clearly they pulled the iphone out of her DAUGHTERS ******
chrissy_fml 0
Society upsets me nowadays...
Lingonberry 4
Played just got a whole new meaning
llamafish 25
As did "phone sex".
shift_love 13
That deserves so many more thumbs up 117
IdontWanna69 8
Come on now. There are plenty of other things you can put inside your girlfriend.
rdrr 2
Thick side of a baseball bat, coke can, mayonnaise jar...
challan 19
193- do you date the octomom? How large is her pussy? Dear god.
j_cat187 19
...a small dog, a telephone pole, the World Series...
sonicgreg 12
An Iphone, a TI-83 calculator, a toaster, abottle of soap, A sUit of armor, a bird, kegs, windchimes, etc...
kittykat72 4
What things? dumb ass! Elephant, ur dad, computer...
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
The boyfriends dick?
amester8 0
should've asked Siri on that one
K4ytlyn 0
Ahhh that was a good one!! Lmao
j_cat187 19
To Siri: Can I use you as a sex toy? Siri: Here is the location to the nearest mental institution.
kittykat72 4
Hahahhahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahagahahhahahahahahahahah damn hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha