FML : Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky...

Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

So_Yeah Say more :

OP, mhm, actually. Me and my brothers joke around like that all the time, we're close enough to mess with each other and not let it bother us. And his wife (uhm, soon to be ex), I always thought, was one of the sweetest people in the world, so I never expected this. Yus, my foot is firmly in my mouth, and Imma leave it there a while so I don't say anything else stupid any time soon -.-

By FootInMouth - / Thursday 1 October 2009 13:19 / Australia

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By Incubuss | 0

#597929 - Thursday 1 October 2009 07:47

FYL? Fuck HIS life!

By So_Yeah | 0

#598336 - Thursday 1 October 2009 11:30

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By leoofbodom | 0

#597901 - Thursday 1 October 2009 07:28

dayummmmmmmmmm

Zhejan | 0

#598008 - Thursday 1 October 2009 08:38

Eating ice cream straight from the tub can lead to a sticky situation!

Gia0896 | 0

#598503 - Friday 2 October 2009 12:29

Next time be nicer. YDI.

Ichigoner | 0

#598517 - Friday 2 October 2009 12:37

Guess you didnt brace yourself for that.

the_stereotype | 0

#598567 - Friday 2 October 2009 01:00

nice one #41

donkey_hang_down | 2

#605142 - Monday 5 October 2009 07:30

Maybe she wants all of her holes filled.

newmanlyman3 | 8

#931406 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 06:00

ahhhh shit. that sucks.

CitizenSnipz | 0

#1049927 - Wednesday 30 June 2010 07:59

I guess guys handle breakups the same way. ... more or less.

By lowfiddle44 | 0

#597907 - Thursday 1 October 2009 07:30

how did you not know your brother was married?

Kukua | 5

#597912 - Thursday 1 October 2009 07:33

Um....she knows her brother is married. What she didn't know is that his wife is leaving him, cuz she JUST told him so.

GirlyTomBoy | 0

#1622060 - Friday 29 October 2010 06:42

*facepalm* learn to read mate, she said "your lucky you have a wife no one else would love you" so I pretty sure she knew he had a wife, she just didn't know she left him *rollseyes*

ilovemyflaws | 0

#3042021 - Friday 5 August 2011 05:34

READ!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!

pam241 | 15

#5719156 - Thursday 17 October 2013 03:19

you are a moron. read the fml again

thefmlman2011 | 30

#6346383 - Friday 10 July 2015 12:04

twat

By DJFender | 0

#597910 - Thursday 1 October 2009 07:32

wow, smooooottthhh

By seishuuu | 0

#597914 - Thursday 1 October 2009 07:35

YDI for being a bitch...

thewhitelover3 | 9

#4480603 - Friday 25 May 2012 03:36

She wasn't being a bitch she clearly didn't know the whole situation until afterwards

By X_totallysucks_X | 0

#597916 - Thursday 1 October 2009 07:37

How is this an FYL? Poor guy ... FHL ...

By plexico | 3

#597926 - Thursday 1 October 2009 07:46

She'll get hers. Orthodontists love to inflict pain. Hahahaha!

By Incubuss | 0

#597929 - Thursday 1 October 2009 07:47

FYL? Fuck HIS life!

anniemeece | 21

#598758 - Friday 2 October 2009 02:30

Exactly what I thought. Poor brother. :(

By lostguy | 0

#597934 - Thursday 1 October 2009 07:50

dayum! you didn't know but you still shouldn't joke around like that. try to make it up to him by helping him get another girl

kukopia | 0

#597938 - Thursday 1 October 2009 07:53

Ya, that will work out really well.. 'Oh bro, I see you're down. Lemme help you out by pimping out one of my slutty g/fs so you can cheat on your wife and totally ruin your marriage...' Rite.

cpatrick820 | 3

#597959 - Thursday 1 October 2009 08:06

....I'm pretty sure the marriage is already ruined, hence her leaving him? Good God, do you eat a big bowl of stupid in the morning?

DameGreyWulf | 0

#598346 - Thursday 1 October 2009 11:34

Actually I partially agree with kukopia only in that it's usually not best to just try and whore someone out when they JUST had a bad break up/divorce. Could lead to more problems, or could make him more depressed. Really insensitive to the situation too.

RubixMonkey | 0

#598467 - Friday 2 October 2009 12:16

I agree, he just got left by the woman he love(s/d) and hooking him up with someone would just remind him that he is alone. The girl would either remind him of his wife, leave him too, or be a whore and cheat on him. When he is ready he will date again. I hope his wife gets something more than braces and sex in the dentist chair, like a boot up her cooch.