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By FootInMouth - Australia
Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML
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So_Yeah tells us more :
OP, mhm, actually. Me and my brothers joke around like that all the time, we're close enough to mess with each other and not let it bother us. And his wife (uhm, soon to be ex), I always thought, was one of the sweetest people in the world, so I never expected this. Yus, my foot is firmly in my mouth, and Imma leave it there a while so I don't say anything else stupid any time soon -.-
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By  So_Yeah  |  0

OP, mhm, actually. Me and my brothers joke around like that all the time, we're close enough to mess with each other and not let it bother us. And his wife (uhm, soon to be ex), I always thought, was one of the sweetest people in the world, so I never expected this. Yus, my foot is firmly in my mouth, and Imma leave it there a while so I don't say anything else stupid any time soon -.-

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  GirlyTomBoy  |  0

*facepalm* learn to read mate, she said "your lucky you have a wife no one else would love you" so I pretty sure she knew he had a wife, she just didn't know she left him *rollseyes*

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  kukopia  |  0

Ya, that will work out really well..
'Oh bro, I see you're down. Lemme help you out by pimping out one of my slutty g/fs so you can cheat on your wife and totally ruin your marriage...' Rite.

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  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Actually I partially agree with kukopia only in that it's usually not best to just try and whore someone out when they JUST had a bad break up/divorce. Could lead to more problems, or could make him more depressed. Really insensitive to the situation too.

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  RubixMonkey  |  0

I agree, he just got left by the woman he love(s/d) and hooking him up with someone would just remind him that he is alone. The girl would either remind him of his wife, leave him too, or be a whore and cheat on him. When he is ready he will date again.

I hope his wife gets something more than braces and sex in the dentist chair, like a boot up her cooch.

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