Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them...

By JessP - 26/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents house instead. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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My package

By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 15:00

Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML

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Good one, asshole

By Anonymous - 24/05/2013 21:43 - Iceland - Akureyri

Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "Sexual health products." Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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Prank war W

By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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Code of silence

By nean83 - 12/01/2013 05:11 - United States - Inglewood

Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

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You deserved it 39 901

Broken vibrator

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 20:00

Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML

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mrcarmine 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:04

when did you place this order that you were worried that the bill would be sent after you moved out?

Amkii 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:59

Anyway, did your parents enjoy the gifts? ;)

Comments

cobrakid77678 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:56

FAIL

zach055 23

Saturday 20 March 2010 19:18

The billing adress is where the credit card bill goes

kikiwi_fml 9

Friday 13 January 2012 23:27

It wouldn't be so bad if your parents weren't so nosy, they send those things in discrete boxes.

AliSama 17

Friday 27 February 2009 2:57

they ship to billing address to not get fraud orders.

z620 0

Friday 16 September 2011 4:05

Usually they give you the option for a separate shipping address

Amkii 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:59

Anyway, did your parents enjoy the gifts? ;)

corocoro 30

Friday 16 August 2013 12:35

Happy birthday, Mom, Dad. ^^

mrcarmine 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:04

when did you place this order that you were worried that the bill would be sent after you moved out?

Lotus_Eater 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:25

Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad! Who knows? Maybe they'll thank you.

_Athena_ 10

Friday 27 February 2009 3:26

Why would you have the item sent to your dorm but not the bill? Did you expect for the bill to be sent awhile after the actual item was or something? I don't get your logic there... Also, lol @ #7

Bauer_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:27

Why did you order sex toys? Are you the couple in FML #142795 with the strap-on?

longtimesunshine 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 7:22

reciting FML posts like some damn bible verses. that is friggin awesome

Shenannigoats 16

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:57

What's wrong with sex toys? They're neat.

luckygrnduck 1

Friday 27 February 2009 3:47

#10 you can get the item and the bill sent to different places when you send someone a gift.......most websites have the option of having a different mailing address and billing address

cobrakid77678 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:51

FAIL! And some very happy parents =). Thanks for the gifts honey!

slyvanilla_creme 0

Friday 27 February 2009 4:04

I was thinking #15, but then maybe you should have said today my parents got my sex toys that i ordered like weeks ago? anyways, that is embarrassing....and usually the bill comes with your order, so i don't get that part. i've never received items before the bill...either i get the bill first or i get them together.