Transportation: Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I... - FML

By ants9omarching - 10/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 16:05 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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By little nokken - 19/05/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML

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Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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By blahmina - 23/01/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

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By Jenna Berreth - 01/08/2019 16:00

Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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corndogs123 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 8:51

can't you just scoot forward and not lean back?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Thursday 10 March 2011 9:11

What a cute lil' munchkin you must be. :-)

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jbtheone_fml 5

Thursday 10 March 2011 12:58

I don't know how to say this, oh yes I do. you're an idiot. put a pillow behind your back, 2 if u have too

kayPandastyle 15

Thursday 10 March 2011 13:22

I know tht feeling lol that sycks..sounds like something tht would happen to me

alexavb15 4

Thursday 10 March 2011 13:56

Put Some Books,? All Mexicans Do It ;P

TaTaTanyaHo 5

Thursday 10 March 2011 19:37

I've never heard of any Mexican doing that

yuggi1 11

Thursday 10 March 2011 14:02

Use an umbrella? ._.

ZeldaPinwheel 1

Thursday 10 March 2011 14:15

I drove an old car for 3 months with a box of laundry soap behind me in the seat so I could reach the pedals.

Buggi_fml 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 14:29

Stop letting tall people drive your car. My handle is broke that lets the back up and it is HELL trying to move the seat in the place that I am most comfortable. My brother used to move my seat back all tha damn time so now no one is allowed to get in on that side at all

flipcrazy 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 15:01

It's just water, and it's only for a day or two, just get it fixed.

fubar4961 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 15:22

Shit or sugar?

lulu121893 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 15:25

hahahahaha reminds me of my grandma. your prolly really close to the steering wheel when you drive.

Jonsgirl0122 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:13

im short too so I have to push seat up all the way as well so I feel ur pain

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