Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
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Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML
Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML
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corndogs123 0
can't you just scoot forward and not lean back?
PeteyPablo12308 20
What a cute lil' munchkin you must be. :-)
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Comments (144)
DanishTrix 0
Could be worse. You could live so far from school that you miss class because of something crappy like that.
ohowe 1
Why do you move the seat back? I set the seat in my vehicle once, and it's never moved since. If it ain't broke, don't mess with it.
VanaMarie 0
aww that sucks. I totally feel your pain being 4'9 and 21 years old lol
WeeWizeL 0
Looks like you got the short end of the stick.
happyFace12 0
i know how you feel OP I am really short. I'm 13 and only 5'1 and 90 pounds. when I get my permit in 2 years I probably won't be able to reach the peddles. FYL
khaya 9
Call the rest of the seven dwarves to push.
iniea999_fml 0
XD
SCOTTY_DAY 0
it's not the cars fault, it's your fault you're short. tough luck.
DianaFromHolland 3
Im 5.2 haha I think i will have that problem too xD
ninjaturtleem 0
this happened to my mom just yesterday. lol
fredandct 0
its ok... im short too -_-