Transportation: Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I... - FML

By ants9omarching - 10/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 16:05 - United States

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Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

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By Jenna Berreth - 01/08/2019 16:00

Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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corndogs123 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 8:51

can't you just scoot forward and not lean back?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Thursday 10 March 2011 9:11

What a cute lil' munchkin you must be. :-)

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FruitSalad4225 0

Friday 11 March 2011 22:35

On the bright side, you won't be hit by lightning.

gasbandit 2

Saturday 12 March 2011 0:26

Short people got... no reason... short people got... no reason... short people got... no reason to live~

catieloulou 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 2:54

Wow, you got prob with short people?.

wittyjocelle 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 3:20

I understand, I'm too short to operate my car unless I can adjust my seat to reach the brake, that would ruin my day

zeta24 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:08

y not bike? switch cars with ur parents for a day? Have them give u a ride?????

ignarus 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 21:31

Seriously, this is just dumb. Put a bunch of crap in the back seat to push the seat up. Not THAT tricky... don't have three bags that you stuff with laundry or books?

whisteriansky 4

Friday 18 March 2011 19:06

you probably have a coin lodged in the seat tracks.

fkeeler1266 0

Friday 1 April 2011 4:57

u probly hav a coin lodged in ur ass

athena3100 9

Friday 17 June 2011 12:42

I feel your pain... Im to short to reach the pedals if the seat isnt like all the way up :(

isminei 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:39

I thought you could move the pedals forward? That's what I have to do in my cars because my boyfriend gets frustrated when I move the seat. :o

valekseye 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:18

you have a bookbag? put a bunch of shit behind the seat so it will stay forward.

VAParadise4 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 7:57

I feel ya.:/

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