Transportation: Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I... - FML

By ants9omarching - 10/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 16:05 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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By little nokken - 19/05/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML

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By Somekindofcaleb - 11/09/2017 01:30

Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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By blahmina - 23/01/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

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By Jenna Berreth - 01/08/2019 16:00

Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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corndogs123 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 8:51

can't you just scoot forward and not lean back?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Thursday 10 March 2011 9:11

What a cute lil' munchkin you must be. :-)

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katieann709 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 21:33

thats something that would happen to me lol

skulluks 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:18

Graduate already. High schoolers should not be driving anyways.

kajes2009 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 23:03

get off your lazy ass and walk ???

Devyn333 16

Thursday 10 March 2011 23:29

are you kidding? sit on the end of the chair.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Thursday 10 March 2011 23:54

Thanks for going green!

FYLSLOWLY 0

Friday 11 March 2011 0:47

Ever heard of a cab?

catieloulou 0

Friday 11 March 2011 1:32

I'm 5'0..sad part I'm 19, when my seat gets jammed I make guys help me jigg it back in place hehe ;) well its good that u live close enough to school to walk.(: sucks it rained tho I woulda called my friends(:

bubo_fml 10

Friday 11 March 2011 3:24

Tie circus stilts to your feet...Problem solved!

BuhxritNAYY 5

Friday 11 March 2011 3:47

uh use like 3 pillows nexttime! that's your own fault you could have improvised I'm short and I do that sometimes in my dads truck

Briana_chantalle 0

Friday 11 March 2011 4:03

Today, during my solo in the musical, my voice totally cracked and I saw the 'dead guys' face cringe. FML

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