Transportation: Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I... - FML

By ants9omarching - 10/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 16:05 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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By little nokken - 19/05/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML

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By Somekindofcaleb - 11/09/2017 01:30

Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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By blahmina - 23/01/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

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By Jenna Berreth - 01/08/2019 16:00

Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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corndogs123 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 8:51

can't you just scoot forward and not lean back?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Thursday 10 March 2011 9:11

What a cute lil' munchkin you must be. :-)

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iniea999_fml 0

Friday 11 March 2011 4:19

if you bought a car too big for you, just for the style, like some people I know, you deserve it ! but if you share it and this is why the seat is not in the same way you left it, your life sucks.. take an umbrella :)

Pownzeez 0

Friday 11 March 2011 4:23

short people always crack me up

lonewolf532 0

Friday 11 March 2011 4:27

that sounds like sometin my sister would say

atomicbaboon 0

Friday 11 March 2011 4:36

why didn't you skip to school and sing "follow the yellow brick road"?

fkeeler1266 0

Friday 11 March 2011 4:43

SHORTIEEE like me ;)

alexalways27 0

Friday 11 March 2011 4:49

You have a car, but you live in walking distance of your school? Why would you drive in the first place? You should only use your car on really bad days. Unless you're pancake face, rain is not a bad day.

Sk8erChick44 4

Friday 11 March 2011 4:53

you short like the coolest person ever, snooki

Unknownfemale 3

Friday 11 March 2011 5:01

sounds like me.... I can't hav the charger my mom was gunna give me bc I can't see over the dashboard

BIGGEYESSS 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:37

SUCKKAA!!!! lol

splarf1991 0

Friday 11 March 2011 10:05

builds character and maybe next time you will just scoot manually forward without the help of the seat! BRAINS!!!

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