Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML
Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML
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corndogs123 0
can't you just scoot forward and not lean back?
PeteyPablo12308 20
What a cute lil' munchkin you must be. :-)
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Comments (144)
iniea999_fml 0
if you bought a car too big for you, just for the style, like some people I know, you deserve it ! but if you share it and this is why the seat is not in the same way you left it, your life sucks.. take an umbrella :)
Pownzeez 0
short people always crack me up
lonewolf532 0
that sounds like sometin my sister would say
atomicbaboon 0
why didn't you skip to school and sing "follow the yellow brick road"?
fkeeler1266 0
SHORTIEEE like me ;)
alexalways27 0
You have a car, but you live in walking distance of your school? Why would you drive in the first place? You should only use your car on really bad days. Unless you're pancake face, rain is not a bad day.
Sk8erChick44 4
you short like the coolest person ever, snooki
Unknownfemale 3
sounds like me.... I can't hav the charger my mom was gunna give me bc I can't see over the dashboard
BIGGEYESSS 0
SUCKKAA!!!! lol
splarf1991 0
builds character and maybe next time you will just scoot manually forward without the help of the seat! BRAINS!!!