Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I'm at odds with my fiancée because a drunk girl approached me at a Halloween party and complimented my costume. I barely acknowledged the woman and made polite small talk until she walked away. Apparently, I was too friendly and should have shooed the woman away rudely and immediately. FML
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tinithe 0
Oh Christ, you dressed up as dice and people actually wanted to shake you?! I mean seriously what were those guys smoking? If you didn't want to be freaking shook, you should of gone as a small child.
Patrickkkkk 0
lol
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Patrickkkkk 0
lol
Molord1 0
lol
NotYourOrdinary7 6
lol
Pixelduhst 0
lol
Bobtheknob 0
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KikiThePug 0
C-c-c-combo breakerrrr!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yew got pwned
KingDingALing 9
Pew! Pew! I shot the combo breaker! Time to continue the lol-ing lol
ggooo3 0
lol
LisaBanana 0
lol
BakNBitz 0
lol
pinto502 0
lol
m311 6
lol
Chichainator 0
rofl
redrovaa 0
lol
omG_G00 0
l0l LoL
omG_G00 0
l0l LoL
atticuz 2
Do a barrel roll!
swimmerstud 7
the truffle shuffle!
Charlotteeexx 0
lol
tweetbaby14 18
are you serious? -_-
Sirin_fml 47
The combo was broken, and even though the combo breaker was brutally shot dead in the prime of her life, FML Combo Guidelines clearly state that once broken, a combo cannot be re-established unless the moderators are bribed with vodka and cocaine. I'm powerless here. Rules are rules.
greeneyedgoalie7 0
^^win.
hairt 4
lol
fakeaccountX 6
I also partake in the laughing out loud.
Anaxes 5
C-C-C-COMBO REPAIRER lol
rallets 23
lmao ..suckers ok... lol
nathan5 0
im going to mix this up a little..... rofl
iampunk 0
lmao Nathan.
zakkyzebra 11
I'm gonna mix this up more. lolroflmfao
Zamboy 8
Lol
ugh_ppl_r_dumb 0
lol that sucks for you. Did you still enjoy your night?
boyguydudemalema 0
i dont think he'll be posting it on fml if he enjoyed being shook around
tinithe 0
Oh Christ, you dressed up as dice and people actually wanted to shake you?! I mean seriously what were those guys smoking? If you didn't want to be freaking shook, you should of gone as a small child.
elmorous 0
win
BakNBitz 0
I shake babies
ripjohnlennon 5
I get it
Pixelduhst 0
I don't see how you didn't see that coming. And on a side note, how's Halloween over there in Tokyo? Really as stereotypically cosplay-filled as us lazy fatarse Americans would think? I'm actually quite curious.
docscientist 10
Good job battling one stereotype while using another.
imsogangster13 0
#25 - i laughedd at yourr commentt . quite truee . d;
Pixelduhst 0
25, it was written that way on purpose, hun. xD
SkateElement44 0
Cherio then!
bRENdAhxD 0
aww dice that's so kool and well what did you xpect op
mexipunker 0
Ydi for dressing up like dice around drunk people.
CaptSkippy 9
Hope you weren't loaded snake eyes suck :/
jessicaaababy 8
haha awe! i have no idea what i'm going to be for halloween! anyone have any ideas/ suggestions? :]
7lollypop7 0
I'm going as a goth. You should go as Emily from Tim Burton's Corpse Bride :)
pro21 3
sluty nurse
perdix 31
Tell them if you get rolled too much, you'll come up craps.
Fortuitous 0
This takes the term "loaded dice" to a whole new level.