Anonymous
Camberwell, Australia
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Klepto
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Strange things are afoot…
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
iamgodzilla
Owings Mills, United States
Beep beep
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
josh
United States
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
happycow122
Lafayette, United States
Dude, step up your game
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
notyourfriend
Peterborough, Canada
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
Mel
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Jamie
Denmark
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Jessica S.
Louisville, United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Top comments
MelTheGreat 23
"I mugged you lol *poke*"
khildebrand2294 9
Thats messed up...
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ebonyirony 29
Well, don't add him. Use his identity for the police. He tried to mug you, you say, so that means he didn't get anything, right? Attempted muggery!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Muggary. I like how that sounds. What is this muggary!?
ebonyirony 29
Well there is attempted battery, robbery, burglary, so I was at a loss of words for attempted mugging. Muggery just sounds cooler.
Mauskau 36
You can still get arrested for attempting to mug someone or pickpocketing. In the UK, anyway.
headmaster556 4
Add me on xbox my gamertag is : the headcrab117 And im a level 52 argonian!
Nbackus9 4
I'm using that word now!
perdix 31
Is it just me, or does anyone think the friend request is worse than the mugging? The mugging is a moment of life-threatening peril, but when it's over, it's over. The Facebook friendship involves years of pointless blather without end -- that's much worse in my book.
keven501 12
O god I can't Handle how bad that would be. It's just to much.
LittleGreenPaola 23
And the worst thing is that you can't cancel/block someone without him knowing it. I miss msn messenger.
ekb777 13
Coincidence? I think not!!!
77777771 12
Obviously not.
klx125cross 9
Haha movie quote!
Drew167 8
He seems so nice.
Kyle225 3
Did he send you a request to play farmville?
lovepandorasaver 11
He obviously can't get over why he couldn't mug you, help the man out! "please rate your mugging on a scale of 1-10"
Zachthejoker 10
Maybe he wants to do it again sometime. You know, getting mugged, just for funsies.
kimg0885 23
He wants to tag you in his album " people I've mugged".
Specialbus 5
"Victims XOXO"
Myo_fml 20
He probably wants to be able to see where you live so that he can try to burgle your home next.
athos1237 4
Accept and give the info to the police. Block all of your personal info first. Then as soon as the police arrest his ass "block" him.