Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Strange things are afoot…
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Beep beep
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Dude, step up your game
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Top comments
MelTheGreat 23
"I mugged you lol *poke*"
khildebrand2294 9
Thats messed up...
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Comments (90)
lesha0227 0
he obviously was bored n something wrong in the brain
steph97v05 11
Dam he moves fast
ddddddddg 9
If the mugging was unsuccessful how did he know your name?
princessmia123 2
Did u accept it?
Steffi 26
Now it'll be easier to get him punished.
ElricMustang 23
Did you accept?
FluttershyxLove 4
Accept? Maybe you can collect evidence...? Then delete and block his ass.
SkoomaKi 28
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer..
etoilenuit 15
Well now you know his name! Turn him in!
journeytotheend 16
He tried or did? And if he tried and failed how did he know your first and last name unless he was successful and it would be in fact that he did mug you!
outoftown 27
#91, "Tried." Mugger could have realized during the attack that he recognized OP from somewhere and so didn't complete the mugging. But Facebooking OP after is just creepy. And stalky.