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By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Klepto - 15/11/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

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Beep beep

By iamgodzilla - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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Dude, step up your game

By happycow122 - 20/06/2015 20:54 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML

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By notyourfriend - 09/09/2014 01:26 - Canada - Peterborough

Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML

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By Mel - 27/01/2019 20:00

Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By Jamie - 13/08/2009 17:21 - Denmark

Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

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By Jessica S. - 06/09/2012 11:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

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MelTheGreat 23

Wednesday 22 August 2012 16:03

"I mugged you lol *poke*"

khildebrand2294 9

Wednesday 22 August 2012 16:01

Thats messed up...

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xxtb0 0

Wednesday 22 August 2012 16:50

He messages you.. "Hey, so you were pretty cute when you were struggling, we should get together sometime."

DaTrollKing 3

Wednesday 22 August 2012 16:51

Looks like he is seeing you as a "Friend with Benefits"

garytg 3

Wednesday 22 August 2012 16:52

I "Like" that request.

noisebox 1

Wednesday 22 August 2012 17:07

Just deny the friend request....and drop Facebook

someone3225 2

Wednesday 22 August 2012 17:10

Possibly one of the greatest things I have ever heard

Metallica36176 16

Wednesday 22 August 2012 17:16

He must've thought it was quite a bonding experience...

Tuffay 14

Wednesday 22 August 2012 18:27

Maybe he wants to add you, so he can update you on the upcoming reunion!!!

stormchaser24 24

Wednesday 22 August 2012 17:31

Just keep on poking him and sent him all of those stupid request.

Hamcons 1

Wednesday 22 August 2012 17:32

Hello restraining order!!!

DerMarktradikale 13

Wednesday 22 August 2012 17:33

Hey, everybody needs a friend.

DylansMomma 9

Wednesday 22 August 2012 17:39

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Same thing different taste

Beep beep

Dude, step up your game

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