Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Strange things are afoot…
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Beep beep
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Dude, step up your game
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
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MelTheGreat 23
"I mugged you lol *poke*"
khildebrand2294 9
Thats messed up...
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Comments (90)
babipie109 7
Amazing how technology keeps us connected to EVERYONE
mizteri 1
Send his info to the police for attempted mugging. If he could do it once he could do it again.
LadyJoker21 0
NO NEED TO BE AFRAID OF HIM MUGGING U EVER AGAIN CUZ NOW HE'S PROBABLY GONNA STALK U!! My advice to u would bs RUN MAN RUN
coolsunshinebear 14
Add them... n get their info... call cops.... Done.
Steffi 26
He wanted to say hi before, but was too shy so out of awkwardness mugged you, they're just hoping for a fresh start.
CrazedOut 2
Justice!! :D
Bedmans1999 5
Accept it slowly befriend him and then one day knock on his door and GET YOUR STUFF BACK!!!
Starham1 14
Well then.
coldasbrice 3
you know who he is, why would you not report him???
wrenavery90 12
I'm confused. How did they know your name?