Miscellaneous: Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on...

By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Klepto - 15/11/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

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You deserved it 73 253

Beep beep

By iamgodzilla - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

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You deserved it 2 185

By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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You deserved it 4 155

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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You deserved it 4 363

By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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You deserved it 5 290

Dude, step up your game

By happycow122 - 20/06/2015 20:54 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML

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You deserved it 20 401

By notyourfriend - 09/09/2014 01:26 - Canada - Peterborough

Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML

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You deserved it 3 454

By Mel - 27/01/2019 20:00

Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 312

By Jamie - 13/08/2009 17:21 - Denmark

Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

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You deserved it 7 481

By Jessica S. - 06/09/2012 11:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

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You deserved it 2 022

MelTheGreat 23

Wednesday 22 August 2012 16:03

"I mugged you lol *poke*"

khildebrand2294 9

Wednesday 22 August 2012 16:01

Thats messed up...

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GrantW2505 7

Thursday 23 August 2012 11:40

That's ballsy

courtneyteriyaki 5

Thursday 23 August 2012 13:32

I too, read reddit.

The_F3rris 11

Thursday 23 August 2012 13:57

Thats good. Find out where they live and rob em right back

Puma68224 7

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:24

At least u don't have to wait for the police to do a line up to identify the guy Does this qualify for a worlds stupidest criminal award?

Sidda92kid 1

Friday 24 August 2012 0:51

atleast he's not following you on twitter

skittlesmeep 4

Friday 24 August 2012 8:12

He just wants to know when you're not at home.

MriFunny 6

Friday 24 August 2012 10:29

You wont stop me.

CeltyStark 3

Friday 24 August 2012 14:00

if he tries that crap again you'll know who did it

animal50199 10

Saturday 25 August 2012 0:29

Friend him. Lol. You can make his life a living hell. :D

zuelhater 7

Sunday 26 August 2012 17:01

Well what did you do?

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Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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Today, I was working at the pharmacy and had a older man come in. He was buying Viagra and, by law, we are required to ask if the patient had any questions. His lovely response was, "When you coming over so I can test this stuff out?" His wife and daughter thought it was hilarious. I could've died. FML

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Today, my bosses were boasting about their work-funded retreat, including the $1,800 bottle of wine the company paid for. This would be fine if they hadn't just told me there are no funds to pay me for the work they've got me doing. We are also the biggest company in our industry. FML

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Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML

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Today, my mom came over to visit and permed my hair. Ten minutes after she started, I told her it was burning. She told me to suck it up because it doesn't hurt that badly. I now have scabs all over my scalp, hairline, and nape. FML

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Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

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Today, the boy I like finally acknowledged me. He came up to me and uttered two words: "Nice pooper." FML

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Today, I was carrying my coffee from the kitchen to the coffee table and couch. Last week I had ACL surgery, so I'm on crutches. Unfortunately, I got the urge to sneeze on my walk to the couch. I didn't make it to the couch before I sneezed and spilled coffee everywhere. FML

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Same thing different taste

Beep beep

Dude, step up your game

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