Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
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loooooooooool_fml 1
Looks like that guy has known you for more than 3 days..
lynzykins 0
Some people have to wait years for their partner to say something like this. Count yourself lucky... and then change your number.
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Comments (112)
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
he luvs u and that's all that matters rite?...
Opiton1 0
I wonder if this (assuming it's even real) wasn't just a clever way for the guy to get out of having to continue texting someone he wasn't interested in at all. In other words, act as crazy as a loon to drive the OP away. Sounds like a clever, legitimate tactic to me. Neil
Tamara2011 0
haha sucks shouldn't talk to strangers or creepers watch out this one must be a stalker
cryssycakesx3 23
why does he "must be a stalker?"
capthavoc123 0
So you've known a guy for three days and you gave him your phone number? I have to say that you deserve every bit of this.
cryssycakesx3 23
people in bars have sex quicker than that. euch.
CreepyStalker 0
Awwww come on guys, give the poor dude a break! Sometimes you get so caught up in the way a girl has been texting you that you let it slip! Is that really so wrong? I feel for that guy from the bottom of me heart. Stay strong dude! You'll find someone eventually!
girlygirl666 0
Yeah! Listen to the creepy stalker....hahah
JakeH008 0
LMAO!!! He didn't like this chick so he came up with a perfect way to get her to stop talking to him.
bpepz 0
this guy just played you.
lolluv 0
did u meet him online? lol at least u know he's not gonna cheat on u
Emperor_Jim 0
Texting is ******* stupid. YDI.
germylew 0
hahahaa, the same thing happened to me. but this loser kid moves all the way cross country to cali ( i didnt even know he did lol ). && then calls me out of the blue. i want to marry you i will mail you the ring. me - uhhh I dont like you at all. byee. Him - call you again tomorrow ? hes called me everyday for a week. i no longer answer. : ) && he's probably just some dumb kid who thinks girls want to hear that. but we really just think your a creeper.
snoosnoo 1
Wtf. Are you this annoying in real life? Learn how to type properly before commenting -_- .