Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have...

By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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MaltWarrior 32

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Tuesday 2 July 2019 5:21

What do you mean what do you do? You run! Far far away.

Dykorammaaa 9

Tuesday 2 July 2019 5:43

Hide your condoms.

kirby1964 20

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Tuesday 2 July 2019 4:01

Something you just know.

MaltWarrior 32

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Tuesday 2 July 2019 5:21

What do you mean what do you do? You run! Far far away.

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 2 July 2019 5:33

When you find mr. Right, you just gotta try to hold on to him, and not let yourself be limited by such things as age and time! I wish you the best of luck!💕

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 2 July 2019 20:45

your childhood was a strange one, wasn't it??

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 2 July 2019 22:43

It didn't seem like that at the time...😕

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 2 July 2019 22:47

that's usually how that story goes.

Dykorammaaa 9

Tuesday 2 July 2019 5:43

Hide your condoms.

kfchicken 31

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Tuesday 2 July 2019 18:28

hide? you don't even suck your dick in her.

Tterreb 5

Tuesday 2 July 2019 23:11

Hiding the condoms sounds kind of counterproductive. Or pro-productive in this case...

Nhayaa 21

Tuesday 2 July 2019 5:53

🎶 Run, Joey run, Joey run! 🎶

ambiko 19

Tuesday 2 July 2019 7:30

Uh oh... dump her she sounds nuts 😐😩

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 2 July 2019 7:46

Make sure you take your first driving lessons in a minivan. Practice saying, “Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about,” and other dad phrases. Sell your hoodies and buy khakis and cardigans, Pops!