By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 188
You deserved it 231

Same thing different taste

Top comments

What do you mean what do you do? You run! Far far away.

Dykorammaaa 9


What do you mean what do you do? You run! Far far away.

Wadlaen 23

When you find mr. Right, you just gotta try to hold on to him, and not let yourself be limited by such things as age and time! I wish you the best of luck!💕

EmDizzle2007 28

your childhood was a strange one, wasn't it??

Wadlaen 23

It didn't seem like that at the time...😕

EmDizzle2007 28

that's usually how that story goes.

Dykorammaaa 9

hide? you don't even suck your dick in her.

Tterreb 5

Hiding the condoms sounds kind of counterproductive. Or pro-productive in this case...

Nhayaa 21

🎶 Run, Joey run, Joey run! 🎶

ambiko 19

Uh oh... dump her she sounds nuts 😐😩

Make sure you take your first driving lessons in a minivan. Practice saying, “Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about,” and other dad phrases. Sell your hoodies and buy khakis and cardigans, Pops!

Mathalamus 24

Yeah... just politely decline.

DeeVa 7

Sounds about normal for a 15 year old.