Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have...

By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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Confession time

By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she actually has three kids, so if we marry I’ll be a "step-daddy." We’ve only been dating for four weeks and she’s already talking marriage and some other dude's kids. I was out of the door so fast. Four weeks wasted. FML

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You deserved it 242

By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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You deserved it 5 779

By StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 1 245

By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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You deserved it 6 854

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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You deserved it 5 435

By fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc - 02/04/2014 21:22 - Denmark - Herning

Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

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You deserved it 6 894

No future

By Bryan - 15/06/2021 16:00

Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 469

You deserved it 11 764

By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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You deserved it 4 871

By Anonymous. - 31/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 621

You deserved it 5 024

MaltWarrior 32

Tuesday 2 July 2019 5:21

What do you mean what do you do? You run! Far far away.

Dykorammaaa 9

Tuesday 2 July 2019 5:43

Hide your condoms.

Comments

kirby1964 20

Tuesday 2 July 2019 4:01

Something you just know.

MaltWarrior 32

Tuesday 2 July 2019 5:21

What do you mean what do you do? You run! Far far away.

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 2 July 2019 5:33

When you find mr. Right, you just gotta try to hold on to him, and not let yourself be limited by such things as age and time! I wish you the best of luck!💕

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 2 July 2019 20:45

your childhood was a strange one, wasn't it??

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 2 July 2019 22:43

It didn't seem like that at the time...😕

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 2 July 2019 22:47

that's usually how that story goes.

Dykorammaaa 9

Tuesday 2 July 2019 5:43

Hide your condoms.

kfchicken 31

Tuesday 2 July 2019 18:28

hide? you don't even suck your dick in her.

Tterreb 5

Tuesday 2 July 2019 23:11

Hiding the condoms sounds kind of counterproductive. Or pro-productive in this case...

Nhayaa 21

Tuesday 2 July 2019 5:53

🎶 Run, Joey run, Joey run! 🎶

ambiko 19

Tuesday 2 July 2019 7:30

Uh oh... dump her she sounds nuts 😐😩

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 2 July 2019 7:46

Make sure you take your first driving lessons in a minivan. Practice saying, “Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about,” and other dad phrases. Sell your hoodies and buy khakis and cardigans, Pops!