By wtf mom - 31/05/2013 04:20 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
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Roskosity 22

But it is her fault that she's a backstabbing ****.

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

That's ****** up!!

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Roskosity 22

But it is her fault that she's a backstabbing ****.

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Ambient25 24

It's downright awful to backstab family members, especially with their partners/love interests. Her mom has quite a bit of explaining to do.

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bubble_burst 16

in this case MILF is an acronym for Mine Is a Life ******....

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DyslexicPanda 12

Pretty sure you wouldn't call her a "mine is a life ******"...? O.o nor did anyone use it in that context.

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

That's ****** up!!

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RedPillSucks 31

She certainly was

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Cbizzlez 10

Those damn cougars, always on the prowl for that fresh meat

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shelbzlynn 14

You didn't even realize they got together after you broke up?

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omg36 7

They probably didn't "get together" most likely just had some more sex after that until she got bored. Cougars don't "get together"

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shelbzlynn 14

True, although not always the case haha

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kpc2424 13

No kidding! Two years and it never occurred to you?

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jojj351 12

i saw this in a movie once

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jojj351 12

Naw it was called no strings attatched

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fml121785 14

Make her feel like shit about it, apparently she pursued him too or else she would have stopped it from the beginning!

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fakkumairaifu 14

Lucky you! Time for mom to buy back you affection! What a betrayal. She may be your flesh and blood, but that shit doesn't fly any more. Be sure and make her sorry.

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bluehero 17

Doesn't fly anymore? Do you mean it used to be okay to sleep with your daughter's boyfriend?

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rg350dx 29

Yeah, they sent out a memo about a month ago. Didn't you get it? Ill have it faxed over to you. It went something along the lines of.."Yeah, we've come to the conclusion that banging your daughter's boyfriend is a pretty scummy move. So if you could cut that out that'd be great. Yeah." Also, #7 your profile pic is what I imagine OP's reaction was.

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Cian_1 28

I will never understand how relatives, especially parents, can do such a thing to their relatives. There really is no excuse for such behaviour! Also, who would want to be intimate with someone, who'd been intimate with their daughter/son. The very thought is kinda vile!

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bamagrl410 31

It's spelled differently in other countries, 79.

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JLangel94 6

Sorry to hear that hey, makes me angry reading this! The things I'd do to my PARTNER & MOTHER if this ever happened to me.

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