By ihatekids - 14/07/2016 20:43

Today, the favorite activity of the four kids I'm babysitting is running up to me when I least expect it and farting on me. I can't even sit down without them attacking me with their butts. FML
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christian_slate 16

Do you happen to be babysitting a 26-year-old man who also uses this site?

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blackrose1996 11

Time out or room time that's gross

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Saikon1357 25

It's shit like this that has driven me to get a vasectomy in my early twenties. Children are a plague

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EvilLittleMan 23

Teach them that Methane gas is flammable and creates a pretty blue flame by busting out the Zippo. Then never babysit them again.

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Doctor_W_H_O 18

I hope they are paying you at least 15 an hour for four kids, sorry that happened op

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RavenFeathers 15

My 4 year old son did this to me for the last 3 weeks!!! it got old really fast!! I wouldn't care too much if they didn't stink but it smelt horrible!! I feel your pain!!!

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huotuotuo_fml 13

Consider yourself lucky they haven't heard about farting in pillows yet. With my brothers we often secretly farted inside each other's pillow before going to bed. The result is just as you can imagine.

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Shaky_Spear 11

What you need to do in that situation is grab the pillow and shove it in their face while saying "Have it back!"

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hilamonster06 21

Sounds like you has a gas with the little ones.

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RedPillSucks 31

They can fart on command? New super power

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LadyAthena 20

You are the adult in this situation. Make it stop. I babysit a group of kids who also think farting on people is hilarious. But they only did it to me once before I put a stop to it.

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