By Anonymous - 16/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year-old boy, and an 19 month-old girl. I was chasing them around the house, having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change, the 3 year-old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML
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enonymous 8

Now that he has the taste for flesh. He will come back and finish you off this time with some A1 sauce and some Jamaican jerk sauce for variety

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hollylollyxoxo 0

LOL I didn't know angry bears bit asses :P

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hollylollyxoxo 0

LOL I didn't know angry bears bit asses :P

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Daerauko 0

yes bare asses lol

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andres19 0

angry bears tend to bite and maul everything in sight

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DaveOnDope 4

You'd be surprised what an angry bear will do to you when you're bent over!

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gutzz 0

It was his turn huh? May I ask why you were biting little kids in the ass first? YDI, you creep.

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maa_rico 4

Can't blame the kid for being an ass man, better than being a boobs man, a bite in your **** that shit really gotta hurt.

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MrGold 0

your pic fails. that will only occur in some weird universe.

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prince122 0

so will urs gold....

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4XxXo_OxXx4 0

gold its a picture of a solar eclipse but it shows the sun's invisible magnetic field.

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dolphincheddar 10

at least he did not bit you triangularly or circular. that hurts even more

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RoxRoidz 0

gutzz, baby, you've got it ALL WRONG. Just because the kiddie bit her on her on the ass, doesn't mean she bit them! Bears bite stuff, like they see on they're Cartoon Network, The Hub and all that crap. Or the movie.

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kay2kay 1

Kids usually imitate what they see... what exactly did you do as the bear? lol.

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SkateboardGirl88 11

Suprise buttsecks!! lol

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stonercircle 0

well... did he say u taste good??? lol

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Kefka91 15

well that bites. fyl

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didijustdie 0

I see what you did tharr.

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Igor_g5 0

Did you enjoy it? My GF loves when I bite her ass.

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briidontgive_ 0

Uhh, ew. T M I

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gutzz 0

22- you are right, it's is just information. Cancellations are a bitch.

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

5- u should try sucking the a hole. girls love that too.

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kingtz 6

I love biting my girls' asses, too!

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MandaMazing 0

it hurts like hell when myy boyfriend bites mine.D:

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PrissyPineapple 0

aww. my bfs never bit my ass. :(. I feel so left out.

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staceysgenesis16 0

haha !! thats kinky !! well it would have been if the boy wouldnt have been under the age of 15 .. but hes 3 soooo .. bleh

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enonymous 8

Now that he has the taste for flesh. He will come back and finish you off this time with some A1 sauce and some Jamaican jerk sauce for variety

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ZingDooper 0

You mean Jamaican jerk rub? Jerk chicken tends to be made with a dry rub and not a sauce.

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enonymous 8

they also have a lot of sauces made not just for chicken but pork and beef

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gutzz 0

Ya, it's that important.

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lamAzn 0

Man, shove your ***** up their ass infront of their parents then...

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MrGold 0

You have a disturbed mind. More ****** up than inception.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

8, save your childhood memories for your shrink.......

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KingDingALing 9

"Bitch better have my honey!"

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tayza249 20

You, seeing as how you read the FML and then proceeded to post a comment.

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Thanatos1206 0

And the 19 month old girl, seeing as how she needed a changed diaper.

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KristinaKreme 0

Future legend.

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leeshxx 3

haha that's kinda cute in a strange sorta way! I like that child he is evil in the making!

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