MrGarrett26

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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

33%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

67%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

2%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

5%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

3%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

22%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

6%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

25%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

71%

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Mrgarrett26's favorite FMLs

Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 13 September 2016 16:33 / United States - Orlando

Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ummm - / Wednesday 3 August 2016 19:45 / United States - Wheaton

Today, like every other day my boyfriend and I try and have sex, his dog cried and whined outside of his room until we stopped. She does this all the time and it kills the mood instantly. I can't have sex because of a toy poodle. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By Anon. - / Thursday 5 May 2016 21:00 / United States - Allentown

MrGarrett26

Profile completed

The Mixer

I like your style

I never take things to heart

Checking you out

Mobility

Socialite

Who’s the fairest of them all?

What'ch'all looking at?

It's in the can!

Judgmental

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time

Santa Claus

A new thumb

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

50 quality comments

50 favorites

YDI Master

I agree, my mouse works.