Kids: Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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That's showbusiness!

By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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By meepdaleap - 16/05/2013 21:50 - United States - Newport News

Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML

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Thrice the pain

By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 02:00

Today, I stepped on not one, not two, but three Legos, all on different occasions throughout the day. FML

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By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By PlsForget - 18/08/2016 21:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML

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By peestain - 25/10/2010 10:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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GrinchFu1 27

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:57

I think these kids may have watched Home Alone one too many times...

lautturi 2

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:53

Nothing worse than stepping on Legos. Why not strategically place Lego to get them back?

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NeatNit 32

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:53

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iLike2Teabag 27

Sunday 24 March 2013 10:25

"Getting paid well" after taking balls to the face. Hmm....

ebdeadaccount 11

Sunday 24 March 2013 11:00

Your name and comment match perfectly

natsaysheyyy 16

Sunday 24 March 2013 19:08

Spike their food with sleeping medicine and let them wake up bald. Tell their parents they did it to themselves when you were cleaning a mess they made.

Rhian00 17

Sunday 24 March 2013 20:03

That's just what kids are like.

smavaddat12 12

Monday 25 March 2013 4:46

#57 What the actual **** hahahaha

lautturi 2

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:53

Nothing worse than stepping on Legos. Why not strategically place Lego to get them back?

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 24 March 2013 12:16

Not to take away from OP's moment but I once stood on a full row of staples. The worst part was pulling them out. FYL, OP, get a bag of lollies, eat them in front of them and tease those kids!

kakarot2 11

Sunday 24 March 2013 18:08

Why not just wear shoes in the house?

dont_doubt_me 29

Sunday 24 March 2013 23:46

In some places, it's considered rude to wear shoes indoors. Also, some people don't like people wearing shoes in their homes because it gets inside dirty.

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Monday 25 March 2013 5:22

I think it's kind of gross to wear shoes indoors. You track dirt from outside all over the place, not to mention germs of whatever you might have stepped on that day. The worst is when people wear shoes on their beds/other furniture!

tswizz 13

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:54

And the Lego bricks strike again..

Smokingweenies 3

Sunday 24 March 2013 17:27

My God they're learning!

Grootensliven 10

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:56

Demon spawn geniouses

mattlw 25

Sunday 24 March 2013 15:53

What is a genious?

420Zombie 17

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:18

a genious is slang for 'a person who looks up words they don't know on Google'

mattlw 25

Sunday 24 March 2013 21:59

I've never heard of a genious. I know what a genius is. ;)

Porrim 9

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:56

Ew kids ew Them legos burn like a thousand suns thats for sure.

420Zombie 17

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:24

*looks at comment, shakes head in disappointment *

GrinchFu1 27

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:57

I think these kids may have watched Home Alone one too many times...

FarFromSocial 9

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:59

They were out for blood!

starw0lf 31

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:59

Wow, talk about baby sitting budding evil little geniuses!

crackmore278 13

Sunday 24 March 2013 10:00

Legos, a child's land mine.

gc327072 30

Monday 25 March 2013 2:29

You can unlock those in Call of Recess : Elementary Warfare 3. VERY effective.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Sunday 24 March 2013 10:01

Lie and the ground and fake groaning in pain. Once they hopefully come near you, grab them and tape them up. Then proceed to eat their chocolate pudding. By now, you will have shown them who's the boss and they will forever follow your orders. You're welcome OP.