Wow, they must have horrible parents to turn out that bad. Hope you're getting paid well OP!

"Getting paid well" after taking balls to the face. Hmm....

Your name and comment match perfectly

Spike their food with sleeping medicine and let them wake up bald. Tell their parents they did it to themselves when you were cleaning a mess they made.

That's just what kids are like.

#57 What the actual fuck hahahaha

Nothing worse than stepping on Legos. Why not strategically place Lego to get them back?

Not to take away from OP's moment but I once stood on a full row of staples. The worst part was pulling them out. FYL, OP, get a bag of lollies, eat them in front of them and tease those kids!

Why not just wear shoes in the house?

In some places, it's considered rude to wear shoes indoors. Also, some people don't like people wearing shoes in their homes because it gets inside dirty.

I think it's kind of gross to wear shoes indoors. You track dirt from outside all over the place, not to mention germs of whatever you might have stepped on that day. The worst is when people wear shoes on their beds/other furniture!

And the Lego bricks strike again..

My God they're learning!

Demon spawn geniouses

What is a genious?

a genious is slang for 'a person who looks up words they don't know on Google'

I've never heard of a genious. I know what a genius is. ;)

Ew kids ew Them legos burn like a thousand suns thats for sure.

*looks at comment, shakes head in disappointment *

I think these kids may have watched Home Alone one too many times...

Watch home alone and prepare yourself!

I think it was the kids that have been watching Home Alone

They were out for blood!

Wow, talk about baby sitting budding evil little geniuses!

Legos, a child's land mine.

You can unlock those in Call of Recess : Elementary Warfare 3. VERY effective.