flimflam
United States
Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Username
Singapore
Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML
prettybich
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Not in the mood
Today, I'm severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML
Tired
Philippines
Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
LETMEOUT!
Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML
stepknee
United States
Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Chilly
Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML
Elevated fear
Today, I finally sought help for my crippling fear of elevators. When I arrived at my new therapist's office, I found the door to the stairs locked. To get to my appointment on the third floor of the building, I have to take the elevator. FML
Anonymous
Modesto, United States
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
tired
Boston, United States
Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML
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wisericky 12
i guess i could let u borrow my jet pack
kmaikell 0
Your dorm has 26 floors? Sheesh, I'm sorry! :(
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Comments (175)
fmlx1211 0
wat does op mean?
yolie_fml 0
Optimus Prime
angelit0 4
lol... #72 u win one internet for that comment!!!
justfienne 12
I second that! that made me LOL... i rarely LOL haha
hug_the_wall 0
ehh. take advantage of it. you'll have great legs by the time its fixed :)
Crippla 0
even assuming fitness isn't a problem for OP, that's gonna take a long time and who wants to show up to class sweaty :/
maxibenji 0
BS! after not even a mile you would have a frost bite and probably never b able to walk again! especially in snow
rene22 18
not too many of you understand that she has to climb up an down the stairs at least twice a day. 26 up, 26 down
packersalltheway 0
suck it up fatass
ohmygoodnex 0
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE. DON'T GET ME STARTED. OUR GRANDFATHERS BLABBED ON AND ON ABOUT HIKING TO SCHOOL IN THEIR BAREFEETS 5,935 1/4 MILES! IN THE SNOW! BELOW FREEZING, GOD DAMN! AND WE WOULD GO, "whatever, grampa" AND GO ABOUT OUR DAILY POKEMON BUSINESS! "GOTTA LEVEL UP MAH CHARMANDER, GRAMPS!" THAT'S WHAT WE SAID THEN, MMRMMSHHM. NOW I BE TELLIN MAH LITTLE GRAN' CHILDREN THIS HERE MAH STORY AND THEY BE " STFU GRAPPA I B ON MAH MARIO KART /WII/, BITCHES. FUUUUUUU MTVMYSPACEFACEBOOKTWITTERCONVERSEHOTOPICdsajslasf;g" den i killd dem sunsa beaches
gogokira 5
When I was your age I walked 15 miles in the snow to go to school and I didn't even have feet.
AyyItsPeyton 0
if you're fat, you'll lose weight. yay!
celinepink 0
look at the good side.. ur gonna louse weight