Chilly

By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML
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marinus_fml 19

that's because you're trying to sleep wrong. close your eyes when you sleep.

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macskapingvin 0

1. Kill everyone from maintenance. 2. Skin them and sew them into a warm blanket. Problem solved.

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maxx12345678 0

ell oh ell! why is that always the only thing the first commenter can come up with to say?

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beeship321 5

OP in my eyes you're very lucky! I cannot sleep unless I am in below freezing. I have a really hot core I guess

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neondeath 0

lol I'm kinda the same I sleep with my window open (it's winter in Canada) and that's almost only way I can sleep

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spade1997 0

ydi for busting the windows

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sulitak 27

I used to work in maintenance for a college. sometimes shipments don't arrive on time or things break quicker than expected. So they run out of parts. its just like a store running out of stock.

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marinus_fml 19

that's because you're trying to sleep wrong. close your eyes when you sleep.

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nathan5 0

I have taught myself to sleep with my eyes open, that way I can see when the Boogie Man is trying to kidnap me and take me to the dark lord of...Narnia. That way I can defend myself and look really creepy at the same time! Life is slowly returning to normal...after the last time.

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AmeenWhoElse 0

i been seeing this a few times but wtf does "this^" mean, seriously got nothin better to say?

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fisheatsbear 6

"^this" I'm not sure if you CAN google that :O

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sourgirl101 28

Wow fisheatsbear, I haven't seen your comments in a looong time.(:

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DynamicDave 11

^ Or maybe you do, as your comment took longer to type than most of those.

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probablytrouble 0

Today, another whiney college kid called up because he broke his window when he was drunk and is now cold. I told him I couldn't do it today, since I have 12 other windows to fix. FML

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alfredrog 0

how's that a FML ? the one freezing his ass is him not you...., joke failzzzzzz!!

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Fuqtastic 0

just like your dads condom!

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Sm32589g 0

ya and just like your moms emergency contraceptive..

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surferchick96 0

Hm. I see the problem; when you sleep, close your eyes for best results

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felixshen 18

put ur quit/doona/ whatever over ur head, it rlly helps with the cold and warms ur breath

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sourgirl101 28

This will probably be the day you get robbed, if you do this.

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macskapingvin 0

1. Kill everyone from maintenance. 2. Skin them and sew them into a warm blanket. Problem solved.

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nathan5 0

Or steal a blanket...less jail time, granted it's not as fun, but it does the job

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