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Passant_fml
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lol
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maxx12345678
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ell oh ell! why is that always the only thing the first commenter can come up with to say?
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Mortanious
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That is some great service...
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beeship321
| 5
OP in my eyes you're very lucky! I cannot sleep unless I am in below freezing. I have a really hot core I guess
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neondeath
| 0
lol I'm kinda the same I sleep with my window open (it's winter in Canada) and that's almost only way I can sleep
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spade1997
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ydi for busting the windows
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sulitak
| 27
I used to work in maintenance for a college. sometimes shipments don't arrive on time or things break quicker than expected. So they run out of parts. its just like a store running out of stock.
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marinus_fml
| 19
that's because you're trying to sleep wrong. close your eyes when you sleep.
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Neylin
| 7
^ This.
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babyyappld
| 7
I was thinking the same thing
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
true dat
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nathan5
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I have taught myself to sleep with my eyes open, that way I can see when the Boogie Man is trying to kidnap me and take me to the dark lord of...Narnia. That way I can defend myself and look really creepy at the same time! Life is slowly returning to normal...after the last time.
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AmeenWhoElse
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i been seeing this a few times but wtf does "this^" mean, seriously got nothin better to say?
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ImNotAnAngel
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^this
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hail_this_villai
| 0
^that
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jvillan87
| 5
^those
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DynamicDave
| 11
^ these
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fisheatsbear
| 6
"^this" I'm not sure if you CAN google that :O
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DahkLohd
| 4
^ urbandictionary.com is your friend
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sourgirl101
| 28
Wow fisheatsbear, I haven't seen your comments in a looong time.(:
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Bagel09
| 11
^ these people need to get a life.
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DynamicDave
| 11
^ Or maybe you do, as your comment took longer to type than most of those.
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caguilar21
| 0
Combo breaker :(
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InnocentLies
| 0
Hi. :)
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CreateZ
| 0
Aye.
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probablytrouble
| 0
hey-
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probablytrouble
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Today, another whiney college kid called up because he broke his window when he was drunk and is now cold. I told him I couldn't do it today, since I have 12 other windows to fix. FML
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alfredrog
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how's that a FML ? the one freezing his ass is him not you...., joke failzzzzzz!!
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InnocentLies
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:O Nice hat!
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MacdaddyMaddy
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get a sunggie and a parka, you'll survive.
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CreateZ
| 0
Wow, they make sunggies now?!
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MacdaddyMaddy
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Typo.
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Sm32589g
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you sleep with the lights on? fail!
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Fuqtastic
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just like your dads condom!
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gooBUZZ
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Haha, actually made me laugh #36.
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Sm32589g
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ya and just like your moms emergency contraceptive..
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surferchick96
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Hm. I see the problem; when you sleep, close your eyes for best results
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felixshen
| 18
put ur quit/doona/ whatever over ur head, it rlly helps with the cold and warms ur breath
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underguarded
| 20
Time to bunk with someone else!
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sourgirl101
| 28
This will probably be the day you get robbed, if you do this.
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macskapingvin
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1. Kill everyone from maintenance.
2. Skin them and sew them into a warm blanket.
Problem solved.
2. Skin them and sew them into a warm blanket.
Problem solved.
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snowie123
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that's actually a very good idea
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nathan5
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Or steal a blanket...less jail time, granted it's not as fun, but it does the job
2. Skin them and sew them into a warm blanket.
Problem solved.