By Doubleyew1 - 02/08/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
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RyanG_21 0

maybe he's attracted to zombies?

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jramos0070 0

that's creepy..he's probably a necrophiliac. like Bella, she had a choice between *********** and necrophilia.

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Please, don't bring Twilight into this discussion. :/

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_streets_ 19

agreed 28, I hate hearing about twilight. people are waay to obsessed.

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faxe 0

Please don't bring twilight in any discussion, ever.

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Shhh, you guys are bringing it up without even noticing. ^

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jo929 6

book you need to read or movie you need to see: he's just not that into you

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PincheEdgarr 0

lol dude of course you look diffrent WTf halloween was like last year! no shit he's gonna say that.

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DLTsandwich 5

He never saw a non-zombie-fied picture of you or anything? :/

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thatisjank 0

Well he's awfully uhh, kinky?

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kybabyy 4

So either you're uglier than the undead, or you have feelings for a boy attracted to that sort of thing. Lovely! Fyl.

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gabbielove 0

That was an excuse to say that he doesn't like the way you look.

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Nikolai103 0

Really? Can't not disagree... Basic math, negative negative negative. Two negatives is a positive, and another neg makes it neg.

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Chrisskiies 0

Don't worry Sam, I still don't know if the neg means he's dissagrreing with you, or that the neg is that lady gaga isn't a man. ?_?

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Nikolai103 0

Smart one, disagreeing with Sam would be disagreeing with the "Lady Gaga is a man" statement. Therefore, the only possible outcome of reading the comment correctly, is that Lady Gaga is indeed a lady.

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samantha_durano 6

thanks for spelling that out, the dude couldve just said that in the first place. but yeah he's a man.

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jordan75_fml 0

everyone looks different after 10 months WTF was that guy thinking and plus u looked like a zombie! but I agree ur life sucks

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