Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, I met a blind date from a dating app. He looked nothing like his pictures, but I tried to be polite. I said, “Wow, you look different in person!” He smiled and said, “That’s not me. He’s probably just running late, and I’m just sitting here.” FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
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RyanG_21 0
maybe he's attracted to zombies?
barbarajean 0
He likes turtles.
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Comments (184)
fyourlife1990 0
it's funny cause your boyfriend likes chicks that look like they were thrown in the sewer left for 5 years and taken out and brought to life
Nikolai103 0
In the comments (mentioned): "Zombie fetish" - Check "No pictures in ten months?" - Check "YDI" - Check check checckkkkk Trolling - Check "Dress like a zombie" - Check Arguing - Check Necrophilia/Schizophrenia - Check So can we shut up now?
FFML_314 12
There are so many people that haven't been given a chance yet. You forgot the above mentioned, 'twilight.'
Nikolai103 0
haha my B. But my point is whether or not a person has had a chance to say something, of it's been said already, multiple times, why bother? Why not elaborate more on another person's comment? Ah whatever, it's the Internet. {Kirby dance} "to lift spirits// begin= <(•.•<) <(•.•)> (>•.•)> cout <loop= endl>
FFML_314 12
May I join?
Nikolai103 0
By all means, be my guest. But my ipod's about to die.. ( also, you don't have to write in C++ ;] ) d.(^•^).b
keithler 0
22 win!!!
MakeAScene 4
Eh, you should have worn it (:
leggichick 0
well usually when someone doesn't respond to you after about 10 months that means they are not interested... YDI
Doubleyew1 0
127 - They did respond. We talked on and off a lot
leggichick 0
ok wrong use of words I mean if they didn't wanna meet up with you for so long then they are obviously not interested. you should learn that cuz later in life sumeones gonna hurt you badly
perdix 31
Zombies are hawt! If they eat brains, imagine what tricks they can perform on your scrotum! Rawr!
l0v3p4in 7
H3y l00k @ th3 br1ght sid3, y0ur m4ke-up w4s aw3s0m3 !!
ZiggySmalls 0
haha it's funny cos he thinks ur ugly!
SandyA 0
#39 - skroal: have you ever noticed that you're just restating each FML? you can write YDI what a waste of time :/
RakaI 8
10 months? Pathetic.