Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
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Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, I met a blind date from a dating app. He looked nothing like his pictures, but I tried to be polite. I said, “Wow, you look different in person!” He smiled and said, “That’s not me. He’s probably just running late, and I’m just sitting here.” FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
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RyanG_21 0
maybe he's attracted to zombies?
barbarajean 0
He likes turtles.
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Comments (184)
SUEHIM 0
how about u stop stalking him ? 10 months means he doesn't wanna talk to you Jesus christ
KRS_13 0
He probably has a zombie fetish....
mischiefkel 17
Why the **** did you text/call/IM/email for 10 months???? That only makes a person seem desperate, annoying, and obsessive. If anyone ever did that to me I'd never even consider speaking to them.
SanguineGuardian 2
Necrophilia?
mattrd_fml 31
fyl
dabears1011234 27
Zombie fetish.
nellyphant 18
Why is he the one being criticised when OP practically stalked him for 10 months?!
pavelchekov 12
Why are all these people assuming that the IMs/calls/emails were all just one sided? I took it as they were exchanging emails and such for 10 months, not that she was bombarding him with them for 10 months.