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Burrrrrn. Or, I guess an ever present ******* horrible itch that oozes like hell...
Damnnn lol *claps*
You obviously are winning in the race of life!!
He must mean you're beating him in life's race, and now you're not. Being pushed in poison ivy is the go ahead.
OP enjoy your swim in an ocean of calamine lotion while you contemplate what caused that son of an itch to such rash behavior. All your thought can only scratch the surface of his mindless pustular eruption!!!!
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lol! fyl! damn ur look alike!
Why don't you race him to his house and give him a nice, big, surprise, poison hug? If you have to suffer, so should he.
Oh God there's no a-leaf-ing that itch. Have fun.
This could be your chance to shine! Get poison ivy rashes to cover your whole body until its indistinguishable, then walk around as the crime fighting vigilante "Ivy-Man!" And when you find the guy who pushed you, give him a nice big hug... FOR JUSTICE!
Nice try, #9. Poison Ivy is actually a supervillain.
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With such primitive uncivility, he sure didn't win the human race.
that was the most elegant insult i've ever read. *golf clap*