By Anonymous - 08/07/2013 15:15 - Canada - Markham

Today, I was walking down the street when someone pushed me into poison ivy. He ran off saying, "That's for beating me in the race." I've never been in a race, nor have I ever met him. FML
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QueenOrangeSoda 21

With such primitive uncivility, he sure didn't win the human race.

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flockz 19

that was the most elegant insult i've ever read. *golf clap*

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

With such primitive uncivility, he sure didn't win the human race.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30
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Burrrrrn. Or, I guess an ever present fucking horrible itch that oozes like hell...

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flockz 19

that was the most elegant insult i've ever read. *golf clap*

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thisguy9643 6
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Damnnn lol *claps*

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

I was thinking the race of life.... but well said #1.

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generalasskicker 12

I fell like this is a double negative if you have primitive or undeveloped uncivility would it not be logical that you have developed civility? Regardless nicely worded insult.

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blakesinthelake 11

That's terrible. Hopefully you heal well

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zandalee 19
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You obviously are winning in the race of life!!

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jrod9327 17
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Some people just make you wonder what goes on in their head. Probably thought you were someone else but honestly, I would be livid.

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ILoveMyArm 15

Some people are really itching for a beating.

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buddy51 23
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Or, at least, itchy.....

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noelasis94 18
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He must mean you're beating him in life's race, and now you're not. Being pushed in poison ivy is the go ahead.

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gloooooria 14

Is the go ahead to catch up and kick his ass?

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buddy51 23
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OP enjoy your swim in an ocean of calamine lotion while you contemplate what caused that son of an itch to such rash behavior. All your thought can only scratch the surface of his mindless pustular eruption!!!!

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Good god youre comment is so intense! lol

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avapaige1234 19

What intellect! Haha

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lloyd123 17
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lol! fyl! damn ur look alike!

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CallMeWindSock 24

Fyl... If only there was a button for that...

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KiddoKS 19

It wasn't a look alike... It was one of those evil doppelgangers again!

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Futacy 29
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Why don't you race him to his house and give him a nice, big, surprise, poison hug? If you have to suffer, so should he.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30
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Oh God there's no a-leaf-ing that itch. Have fun.

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ElatedEarthling 15
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This could be your chance to shine! Get poison ivy rashes to cover your whole body until its indistinguishable, then walk around as the crime fighting vigilante "Ivy-Man!" And when you find the guy who pushed you, give him a nice big hug... FOR JUSTICE!

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Grimnirwher9 21
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Nice try, #9. Poison Ivy is actually a supervillain.

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shibeep 12

Should've rolled around in it real quick then chase him down and bear hug the shit out of him. If you were going too get it already might as well have your revenge.

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