By Anonymous - 08/07/2013 15:15 - Canada - Markham

Today, I was walking down the street when someone pushed me into poison ivy. He ran off saying, "That's for beating me in the race." I've never been in a race, nor have I ever met him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 620
You deserved it 3 520

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

With such primitive uncivility, he sure didn't win the human race.

flockz 19

that was the most elegant insult i've ever read. *golf clap*

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

With such primitive uncivility, he sure didn't win the human race.

Burrrrrn. Or, I guess an ever present fucking horrible itch that oozes like hell...

flockz 19

that was the most elegant insult i've ever read. *golf clap*

Damnnn lol *claps*

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

I was thinking the race of life.... but well said #1.

generalasskicker 12

I fell like this is a double negative if you have primitive or undeveloped uncivility would it not be logical that you have developed civility? Regardless nicely worded insult.

blakesinthelake 11

That's terrible. Hopefully you heal well

You obviously are winning in the race of life!!

Some people just make you wonder what goes on in their head. Probably thought you were someone else but honestly, I would be livid.

ILoveMyArm 15

Some people are really itching for a beating.

Or, at least, itchy.....

He must mean you're beating him in life's race, and now you're not. Being pushed in poison ivy is the go ahead.

gloooooria 14

Is the go ahead to catch up and kick his ass?

OP enjoy your swim in an ocean of calamine lotion while you contemplate what caused that son of an itch to such rash behavior. All your thought can only scratch the surface of his mindless pustular eruption!!!!

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Good god youre comment is so intense! lol

avapaige1234 19

What intellect! Haha

lol! fyl! damn ur look alike!

CallMeWindSock 24

Fyl... If only there was a button for that...

KiddoKS 19

It wasn't a look alike... It was one of those evil doppelgangers again!

Why don't you race him to his house and give him a nice, big, surprise, poison hug? If you have to suffer, so should he.

Oh God there's no a-leaf-ing that itch. Have fun.

This could be your chance to shine! Get poison ivy rashes to cover your whole body until its indistinguishable, then walk around as the crime fighting vigilante "Ivy-Man!" And when you find the guy who pushed you, give him a nice big hug... FOR JUSTICE!

Nice try, #9. Poison Ivy is actually a supervillain.

shibeep 12

Should've rolled around in it real quick then chase him down and bear hug the shit out of him. If you were going too get it already might as well have your revenge.