Love: Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet...

By Doubleyew1 - 02/08/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

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You deserved it 4 887

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By Catfish - 29/03/2018 01:30

Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 593

By keisha89 - 22/06/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 894

You deserved it 38 945

By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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You deserved it 3 559

By manda8484 - 01/11/2016 05:12 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML

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You deserved it 807

By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML

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You deserved it 2 651

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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You deserved it 5 597

By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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You deserved it 5 182

By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

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You deserved it 19 675

By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

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You deserved it 11 415

By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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You deserved it 28 872

RyanG_21 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 9:14

maybe he's attracted to zombies?

barbarajean 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 9:22

He likes turtles.

Comments

Pureskaterkid 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 9:43

funneh hahahah

janelly16 7

Tuesday 3 August 2010 9:43

maybe he's into zombie stuff

PincheEdgarr 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 9:49

#38 who cares if lady gaga is a man she or he is sucessful so I don't think anyone cares.

travisrocker 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 9:57

necropheliac!!!!!! run jks

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 10:00

More eyeliner?

xubeibei_a12 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 10:09

It is so interesting.http://www.silverjewelryeshop.com/necklaces

melijoonam 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 10:10

maybe he's just an idiot...

fernandita91 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 10:13

r u uglier than a zombie???

Doubleyew1 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 18:49

HAHA! I hope not

v_garcia3 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 10:14

FYL if u can't get any other guy's attention durin 10 months

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 3 August 2010 10:16

YDI for meeting someone. YDI for wearing a costume on Halloween. YDI for using a phone. YDI for using AIM. YDI for using email. YDI for intending to fornicate!