Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
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Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML
Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
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letmehavemytea 21
Maybe it's time to ask for a seat change.
abzray123 7
At least you have pretty neck pimples... I think?
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Comments (120)
PiQo 6
Exactly how many neck pimples do you have? Gross
limabeans101029 21
Loads of people have pimples, and it has nothing to do with how "gross" the person is.
Oomighty7 3
wtf...I can't even imagine such a sight
ladoom 23
Ew ew ew. I hope noone saw him do that. I might have thrown up.
Ibuki 15
Holy shit. Definitely get a seat change and request to never be situated near him ever again. Do you tell him to stop? If not, your silence might cause him to think that what he's doing is perfectly fine with you, or that he won't be stopped so he's invincible. If you have but he's continued, tell the teacher or bring it to the principal if the former doesn't work. You don't need to endure this behavior. He has no right to invade your personal space and touch you.
moondoglou420 17
Tell him he may not touch you, ever. If he does it again tell the teacher that he keeps trying to touch you, if she doesn't do anything leave the class and complain to the office. If they don't do anything call the police because that legally constitutes sexual assault and you can not only have the kid arrested, but you can sue the school for negligence to boot! This is something that they have to address for you. It isn't optional.
Mandybruin 15
Ew. So glad I wasn't eating. FML for reading your FML.
berryinteresting 3
WTF did I just read?
cwaziemamma 16
Eeewwwww..... Did you slap the shit out of him!!!
wafflefriez91 17
I would have been freaked out but thanked him for getting it for me haha.
howlingwolf89 16
That little bastard