Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
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Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML
Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
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letmehavemytea 21
Maybe it's time to ask for a seat change.
abzray123 7
At least you have pretty neck pimples... I think?
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Comments (120)
Mirailecious 23
Thats disgusting.
Demig0d6 14
Unless the pimple is pretty
Crickety 6
Run away.
ohishkabibble 21
Punch him. I'm serious. He obviously has NO respect for your personal boundaries, so make him respect them. FYL, OP!
sunnyray812 42
She can easily report him and have their classes switched. No need to get aggressive if it could come back on her.
ohishkabibble 21
#24, I suppose she could try that, but I have a feeling the school wouldn't take her very seriously at all :/ Perhaps a verbal smack down is in order, instead. She just needs to intimidate/scare the shit out of him. And if he still violates her space and the school won't do anything, THEN maybe she can punch him :)
jewelia13 12
I remember a girl who did that to me in high school (but it was on my cheek)... When I stared at her, she simply said "But it was ready to pop!" I never sat near her again.
thomcmoore 23
I feel like I moderated this same story but from the other perspective...
Zerox19a 2
the bigger the pimple the hotter it is
simguy70 2
Rosie?????
ahraea 9
Slap him because you "think his face looks pretty"
brianabearx3 14
I'm crying for you
worldclassrager 41
The horror of seating arrangements