Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML
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808haole 0
Kick em in the nuts and see if they're real.
paintingxflowers 8
Tell them that's the closest they'll ever get to ****.
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Comments (225)
g3rusz 6
Flash them, say "Real, motherfuckers!"* and you'll have an hour of peace as they'll be sitting there drooling in shock. *only applies if they are real
perdix 31
"They're real and they are spectacular!"
MatthewHass 4
What's up with the ****** up pedophile comments?
bbxcupcakes 0
Kick them in the balls to see if they're real an if they are, kick em even harder! (:
jerico616 14
Bring in a big stick and hit them in the nuts with it. While they are on the ground in pain, casually look at them and say, "Yup, looks like yours are real, too!"
nothingforfreez 2
If you don't say anything to the teacher, then ydi for not standing up for yourself...
icic6772 0
Then tell them if they're real or not
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Y would op share that info. even if they are real, it's not there business to no. Next tine she should throw erasers at there balls and say "are those real?"
icic6772 0
Well although I disagree with what you say I will defend to the death your right to say it
baseballlegitly0 2
my nuts hurt from reading the comments but yea op just tell em to **** off
JinxosGirl87 0
If they did it the whole class it seems that you didn't defend yourself very much, or they're hard headed assholes who don't listen. You should go see someone about their sexual harrassment.
perdix 31
#15 Ah, so that's why her bra size is 34i (34j if you're an electrical engineer)!
alienz14 4
Those must be some nice *******. Muahahahahaha