Ahh, but is blood wet?

Looks like I learned a new tactic for debating!

That’s a really uncalled for reaction by that kid. FYL, hope it’s nothing serious

Water isn't wet, unless you flick it with your tongue and spell the alphabet.

Depends on what type of water we're talking about... Ice isn't wet. Neither is steam. Only liquid water is wet. Then again liquid water is basically just very dense steam which isn't wet. And ice is less dense water which also isn't liquid...

That kid is mentally unstaple! Hopefully the nurse will Bostich you up, so you can go back to class and Swingline your book bag into that kid’s face.

I'll only say this once people so listen. WATER IS WET.

Have you seen my stapler? Oh, you have.

Quite unstaple eh