Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
Ahh, but is blood wet?
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Glowworm56
| 25
Looks like I learned a new tactic for debating!
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IAmClay
| 24
That’s a really uncalled for reaction by that kid. FYL, hope it’s nothing serious
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Water isn't wet, unless you flick it with your tongue and spell the alphabet.
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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1
| 20
Depends on what type of water we're talking about...
Ice isn't wet. Neither is steam. Only liquid water is wet. Then again liquid water is basically just very dense steam which isn't wet. And ice is less dense water which also isn't liquid...
Ice isn't wet. Neither is steam. Only liquid water is wet. Then again liquid water is basically just very dense steam which isn't wet. And ice is less dense water which also isn't liquid...
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Dave_Davington
| 33
You could argue that the definition of wetness is a thing that isn't water being in contact with water. So by this definition, water itself isn't wet, only the things that are in contact with said water are wet.
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RichardPencil
| 27
That kid is mentally unstaple!
Hopefully the nurse will Bostich you up, so you can go back to class and Swingline your book bag into that kid’s face.
Hopefully the nurse will Bostich you up, so you can go back to class and Swingline your book bag into that kid’s face.
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Mary Jones
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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BasketBallForever293
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I'll only say this once people so listen. WATER IS WET.
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Taurus_ChicKa
| 35
Have you seen my stapler? Oh, you have.
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Bakemono
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Quite unstaple eh
Hopefully the nurse will Bostich you up, so you can go back to class and Swingline your book bag into that kid’s face.