Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML
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808haole 0
Kick em in the nuts and see if they're real.
paintingxflowers 8
Tell them that's the closest they'll ever get to ****.
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Comments (225)
tsim_fml 0
Say Quit the shit or ill rip your ballsack open and stick pencils in it.
cutiepie343 7
Holy crap that gave me bad mental images....
tsim_fml 0
186 - yes maam, that is what i was aiming for. ;•)
mellylicious 8
How old are they?! That is just disrespectful and immature behavior. Let's just hope op won't be getting any group projects anytime soon.
tabarnak_fml 7
Old enough to sit at a "table" and not a desk....
wordnerd42 0
Do real broken pencils behave differently around boobs than fake broken pencils do, or am I missing something here?
69ing_Chipmunks 9
I think you're missing the point...
spicerack1528 3
Indeed they do, there was an entire series on it In national geographic
Trugita 0
27- I see what you did there :)
KennyMcCrmick322 0
That's what I thought. Were they hoping her boobs might pop
HannahJoButtons 2
13, yes, they were throwing broken pencils to see if the pencils were real...her boobs just happen to be in the way of where they were throwing them. Everyone knows that real broken pencils whistle "Yankee Doodle Dandy" while flying through the air whereas a fake on would only dance the Macarena...
all4pooh 4
For some reason I read 133s comment in Katt Williams voice
s0m3guy2010 21
Wait... so boobs aren't like water balloons? I have some apologizing to do.
False_Stupidity 42
They kind of feel like water balloons..
TheTeenager 0
U could post a pic right now nd we can rake a quick poll to determine authenticity haha jk jus smack those foo's!! Hard
gatorsfan100 1
I'm ready to vote! Lol
jerico616 14
My fingers are poised to vote!!! Where's the pics?
changesinme 0
Look at the bright side, that it was big enough for people to question if they are real and that he was only throwing pencils, if it was me, I'd ride them bad boys like a motor boat
btstig 11
HOLLA!!
icefshng8 9
*throws pencil at 18*
MooseKnuckle503 11
Wouldn't it be better if I road you like a motor boat ;)
Randuhh_17 4
And you would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids!!>:s
BeibertSmitor 10
I suggest a binder with a large elastic on it, and a metal ruler. 1-hit and they won't do it ever again. I suppose a restraining order would do it too.
dreamering 16
I guess, this is added to the list of disadvantages of having big boobs which still remain inferior to the opposite.
CassieStrawbs 7
If that happened to me I would probably just tell them to feel them to prove that they are then that could possibly end that.
MatthewHass 4
Pedophile
bachooka 5
Yes. Letting them molest her would definitely stop the sexual harassment... SMH
faithlee 13
Cause that's not a skanky thing to do at all...