Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML
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808haole 0
Kick em in the nuts and see if they're real.
paintingxflowers 8
Tell them that's the closest they'll ever get to ****.
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Comments (225)
Beck2209 0
How could you sit there and take it?
Daralea 21
Throw a stapler at their heads to figure out if they have a brain?
tgwtmc 0
This is sexual harassment, and it needs to be reported.
jdPhotog 0
Nice =]
juicifer 0
Tell them you will nail they're scrotums to a stump and push them over backwards..
KLern 0
Why don't you just request a new seat?
lulzmylife 4
I say kick them in the balls. Then, while they're doubled over in pain, say, "Oh, so I guess your parts are real!"
WidoWxMakerR 0
I would have done the same thing. It's the only way to know for sure!
TacoSashimi 5
Wow, this is supposed to be in high school, right?
briester30895 0
Ohhh ok how u feel the same thing pretty much happened to me toooo but after they came to the conclusion that my boobs were big bc I'm fat!! I'm not that big I wear I size 3 soooo tell those kids in Ur class to f off