Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML
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808haole 0
Kick em in the nuts and see if they're real.
paintingxflowers 8
Tell them that's the closest they'll ever get to ****.
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Comments (225)
wifey93emilyrose 0
I had to deal with that from guys but if I were you I would grab the broken pencils and tell them you will stab them in their face neck balls somewhere painful or punch the kid in the face scare them off. There's plenty of ways to get them to stop
5upernova 3
You could have done something about it, but you didn't.. so technically, it is your own choice and fault for not standing up for yourself.
crystalrain17 14
How would that make it her fault? She's culturally encouraged not to stand up for herself against sexual harassment, and standing up for oneself in any situation is difficult to start. No one deserves sexual harassment, you dick.
minamail25 7
You know everyone who says you deserve it is a guy who has done it!!!!!
smexehXredhead0 0
That is very rude! I would talk to your teacher about that, OP.
Rob777 0
Tell them that you'll throw throw pencils at their eyes to see if they're real.
doc89holliday 3
looks like ur gona fain cuse of them
crystalrain17 14
OP, this is sexual harassment and you should at least talk to your school's administration. If they are completely unresponsive (as some schools are), talk to the police. I'm pretty sure it's illegal in your state.
Demonyx 6
No you don't, I'm pretty sure that's straight up sexual harassment
go21995 0
SOOOO ARE THEY REAL OR NOT O__O
syck_fml 3
Tig Ol' Bitties!!!!!