Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I told a coworker I loved her cute baby bump, and asked when 'the little guy' was due. She glared at me and said, “I had the baby two months ago. You saw him a month ago, here, in this office.” FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Rico_Mal1116 0
Go with the flow all ways works.
tehspy1337 0
Next time say "it's yours"
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Comments (203)
dunicha 20
It's much more fun to say you aren't pregnant and watch them squirm. I did that even when I was 8 months pregnant.
putyournamehere 3
Better than asking why you are so fat
patheticpoetic 5
wow thats great! i would've slapped him/her in the face
crotchnugget 0
Haha my mom did that once, so that she didn't have to put oil in the truck!!! Lol
adrianathuggg 3
my humps my humps my lovely lady lump, check it out!
TanyaKJC 9
There's a line to draw at how many curves to have thats healthy
mikeysayhay 0
That's an opportunity to embarrass someone! Why not take it?
CLK10shizzhappen 4
sometimes you just gotta backhand a b***
kaylapple 1
just go with the flow.
tjaphooft 8
Lose weight, damn
AwesomeGuy31B 0
What if December was ten months away that would suck.